By Alex Distefano
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By Steve Almond
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This has been the summer of the Hundred Greateststhose lists of books and films intended to goad consumers into asking the question, "Citizen Kane? Is that out on DVD?" Admittedly, the lists are fun to ridicule, since all but your own are so obviously wrong.
Still, I feel challenged to prepare a truly important list: of avant-garde manifestations that changed the world because they stretched the boundaries of what art can be. Note that the list is chronological, and that space constraints kept me from reaching the magic number of 100. (Which probably explains your absence.) Besides, in keeping with the avant-garde spirit of subversion, it behooves me to challenge the power of 10.
1. 1863: Artists assume the task of épater le bourgeois, when early modernists challenge academic painting at a Salon des Refusés. Many spectators are offended by Manet's Le Déjeuner sur l'herbe, now a French national treasure. Harold Rosenberg's observation about this moment applies to most of those that follow: "Vanguard art must be synonymous with rejected artnot because advanced art desires to fail but for the deeper reason that only art officially cast aside can arouse in the spectator authentic feelings uncoerced by vested authority."
2. 1873: Arthur Rimbaud stops writing poetry at the age of 19.
3. 1896: Alfred Jarry's Ubu Roi opens with the word "merdre" introducing obscenity to the stage and prompting a riot at Paris's Théâtre Nouveau.
5. 1907: Picasso's first Cubist painting, Les Demoiselles d'Avignon, distresses even his biggest fans.
6. 1909: The first Futurist manifesto promises to destroy all museums, moralisms, and cowardice.
7. 1910: Wassily Kandinsky creates the first completely nonrepresentational painting.
8. 1913: Stravinsky's Rite of Spring provokes such an outcry during its first performance that the dancers onstage cannot hear the orchestra.
9. 1914: Marcel Duchamp buys a bottle rack and signs it as an artwork, thus becoming the first conceptualist.
11. 1916: Dadaists proudly embrace nonsense and negation, attacking all art, past, present, and future. Their tracts announce that Dada is "a tomato," "soft-boiled happiness," and "nothing, nothing, nothing."
12. 1929: André Breton asserts that the ultimate Surrealist act is someone firing a pistol into a crowd.
14. 1934: Hitler rages against Dada in a speech, threatening the artists with arrest. (Three years later, the Nazis organize a show called Degenerate Art, hoping to arouse disgust against modernism.)
Here a gap occurs due to the ultimate atrocity exhibition: World War II.
15. 1947: Jackson Pollock begins the drip paintings that will come to be understood (inaccurately) as spontaneous emotional outpourings.
16. 1952: John Cage composes 4' 33", in which the musician sits in silence for that length of time.
17. 1953: Merce Cunningham removes emotion and narrative from modern dance.
18. 1955: Allen Ginsberg gives the first public reading of "Howl" at the Six Gallery in San Francisco, with the audience yelling, "Go!" at the end of each line.
19. 1957: Soon after Kerouac publishes On the Road, a journalist invents the word "beatnik."
20. 1957: The Situationist International declares itself "the last avant-garde." Instead of critiquing earlier art traditions, they critique "the spectacle," a world ruled by images and consumerism.
21. 1959: Allan Kaprow creates the first "happening" in an environment where the audience participates to an unprecedented degree.
22. 1960: Yves Klein makes his "leap into the void" from a Paris wallthe most influential art event that never happened. (It was manipulated in the darkroom.)
23. 1961: Piero Manzoni cans his own shit and sells it for its weight in gold.
24. 1962: Warhol exhibits portraits of soup cans at his first one-man show.
25. 1962: In what would later become SoHo, Fluxus artists make art from picnic garbage, play soccer on stilts, and create a musical score with a machine gun.
26. 1963: Nam June Paik exhibits "prepared" televisions, inventing video art.
28. 1965: The Viennese Actionists bring self-mutilation, blood rituals, and orgies into the art realm.
30. 1967: Charlotte Moorman is convicted of indecent exposure for playing the cello topless during a performance of Nam June Paik's Opera Sextronique.
31. 1971: Chris Burden performs Shoot, in which he has a friend shoot him in the arm with a rifle.
32. 1972: Vito Acconci performs Seedbed, in which he masturbates under a ramp at the Sonnabend Gallery.
33. 1974: In I Like America and America Likes Me, Joseph Beuys lives in a gallery with a coyote for four days.
34. 1975: In Interior Scroll, a naked Carolee Schneemann pulls a paper scroll from her vagina and reads its text on "vulvic space."
35. 1975: Dutch artist Bas Jan Ader attempts to cross the Atlantic in a small yacht as part of an art projectand disappears at sea.
36. 1977: Through the imperfect vessel of the Sex Pistols, Dada's negation passes into pop.
37. 1980: Schizoculture emerges from the alternating currents of postmodern theory and nightclub energy, manifesting in antispaces from Fashion Moda to the Mudd Club.