D'Amato's Final Days

Oy! is foul-mouthed Fonz headed for a fall?

At the close of the "Week of the Putz," it was Alfonse D'Amato who was struggling with a bad case of tsuris. And with recent polls trending in the wrong direction, he may soon also want to plotz.

In fact, as the junior senator droned on and on and on about Chuck Schumer's attendance record during Saturday night's televised debate from Schenectady, a viewer could not help but consult The Joys of Yiddish for an appropriate term to describe the 61-year-old Republican's ongoing meltdown.

The book, author Leo Rosten's 1968 dictionary of terms from Adonai to Zohar, became required reading for New York reporters and campaign consultants after D'Amato called his opponent a "putzhead." Rosten, a Manhattanite who was 88 years old when he died last year, was deprived of the great honor of seeing his definition of putz--"vulgar slang for 'penis' "--take on such gravitas.

Pictured at Sunday's debate, the sedate senator got smacked by Schumer.
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Pictured at Sunday's debate, the sedate senator got smacked by Schumer.

In fact, Rosten's book virtually overflows with terms that might well be applied to D'Amato himself. Shlemiel, shmendrick, shmegegge, shmo, shmuck, and shnook come to mind (and that is just under the letter S). Sure, the Republican is a nudnik and a tummler. But page 14 offers a marvelous Yiddishism for the fading Fonz: he is a textbook alter kocker, a "crotchety, fussy, ineffectual old man."

Saturday evening, D'Amato gave a remarkably shrill, repetitious performance in his first face-off against his Democratic challenger. Luckily for the incumbent, the TV audience probably was tiny, owing to the 7:20 p.m. start time (the 3 a.m. slot must have already been booked for a Ron Popeil infomercial). Refusing to answer any question posed to him by the hapless moderator from WRGB-TV, D'Amato would only repeat his spiel about Schumer's missing House votes. At one point, after being asked about his abortion stance, D'Amato rambled on about the horror of gun violence. In a prochoice state, a prolifer like D'Amato always finds it easier to talk about Uzis than uteruses.

In his nasal whine, the U.S. senator came across as a daft automaton.

By the time Sunday afternoon's WNBC-TV debate was done, D'Amato had taken a weekend oh-fer. Where he was slightly bested by Schumer Saturday night, the Fonz got rolled Sunday. While most TV viewers were watching the Jets trample the Falcons, the Brooklyn congressman dominated a low-energy D'Amato. The Pothole Senator, Mr. Brings Home the Bacon, looked small and tired. More often than not, D'Amato sat quietly staring at his shoes while Schumer ripped into him and his 18-year Senate record.

Maybe he was just exhausted from what had to be his worst week on any campaign trail. With many voters already questioning his honesty, D'Amato went and got caught red-handed in a lie. This surely was not part of consultant Arthur Finkelstein's grand scheme, and the Maestro of Muck has been unable to divert attention from D'Amato's miscue. Perhaps this is some type of karmic comeuppance for the duo's demagoguery over Robert Abrams's 1992 "fascist" remark, a charade that included D'Amato turning on the crocodile tears at that year's Columbus Day parade.

But who's crying now?

The "putzhead" comment (not to mention D'Amato's mockery of portly congressman Jerrold Nadler as "Jerry Waddler") has triggered the type of sustained negative press coverage that D'Amato has not encountered in years. For instance, when he and campaign staffers asserted that Schumer had tried to inject religion into the Senate race, newspaper reporters challenged the campaign to back up this allegation. When Team D'Amato could not cite a single example to buttress their allegation, several reporters prominently noted this in their copy. To even the most casual reader, D'Amato looked reckless and loose with the facts.

It certainly did not help D'Amato's relations with the media when campaign officials issued a press release repeating their boss's lie about the "putzhead" crack. Hung out to dry by the Fonz, D'Amato flacks are now suffering from a credibility gap with the very journalists who they would like to focus on something other than D'Amato's record of slurs.

And now, for the first time in a decade, when reporters have recounted his sorry history, they are making sure to include a comment initially reported in The New Republic in 1986. The magazine noted that D'Amato once referred to public housing residents as "animals." During Saturday's debate, moderator Liz Bishop asked D'Amato about his "many unfortunate remarks," including the recent Schumer-Nadler gibes, D'Amato's imitation of Judge Lance Ito, and "referring to people living in projects as animals." After Bishop asked, "Is this acceptable behavior in a U.S. senator?" D'Amato would only deny that "putzhead" was a slur before launching into another diatribe on Schumer's recent missed votes.

While the Post's coverage of D'Amato has been surprisingly sharp--the daily included the "animals" remark in a sidebar about prior D'Amato utterances--one of the paper's chief D'Amato cheerleaders has been trying to provide cover for the tabloid's beleaguered candidate. Editorial page editor John Podhoretz--now to be known simply as "The Poddler"--was present at the breakfast meeting last week when D'Amato dissed Schumer and Nadler. One of 40 Jewish community leaders being hosted by developer George Klein, Podhoretz did not bat an eye when D'Amato went into his shtick. "D'Amato was looking right at me when he called Schumer a 'putzhead' on Tuesday morning over breakfast," The Poddler proudly wrote in the Post. "I didn't storm out of the room."

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