"After a while it just made me crazy," says Charmander #4, who has stopped reviewing but still gets calls from Amazon, pleading with him, "Can you take another 40? Can you come do an on-site?"

Millennium Princess adds, "I started off trying to be caring and creative and all the rest, but by Box 10, man, it's gone. All this junk, this kitsch. Some of it is so shoddily made and lacking in any purpose. You don't even want to think about the conditions under which it's made. And what comes to you most after reviewing all these toys is how unnecessary all this is—how, given a chance, kids would just as soon play with the box.

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