You don't want to leave Mom and Dad out in the cold, so make sure they and all the mature people in your life get Still Doing It: Women and Men Over 60 Write About Their Sexuality, edited by Joani Blank ($12.50, at bookstores or www.goodvibes.com).
Now, if you are completely stumped about what to give the girl or guy who's got everything, then why not give the gift of me? What I mean is, give the Tristan, a butt plug made by Vixen Creations. Because I helped design this fabulous toya silicone plug with a unique shape created to go in and stay inthe chicks at Vixen generously named it after me. It comes in a variety of colors, including festive red or green and even camouflage ($44 to $46, www.vixencreations.com). As I have always said, when you don't know what to give, give a butt plug. It can be a universally enjoyed gift. Think about it.