Nice and Naughty

You don't want to leave Mom and Dad out in the cold, so make sure they and all the mature people in your life get Still Doing It: Women and Men Over 60 Write About Their Sexuality, edited by Joani Blank ($12.50, at bookstores or www.goodvibes.com).

Now, if you are completely stumped about what to give the girl or guy who's got everything, then why not give the gift of me? What I mean is, give the Tristan, a butt plug made by Vixen Creations. Because I helped design this fabulous toy—a silicone plug with a unique shape created to go in and stay in—the chicks at Vixen generously named it after me. It comes in a variety of colors, including festive red or green and even camouflage ($44 to $46, www.vixencreations.com). As I have always said, when you don't know what to give, give a butt plug. It can be a universally enjoyed gift. Think about it.

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