By Christian Viveros-Fauné
By Miriam Felton-Dansky
By Tom Sellar
By Tom Sellar
By Jessica Dawson
By Tom Sellar
By R. C. Baker
By Tom Sellar
Apart from their familiar ringsuggesting the Allergist's Wife's more Germanic cultural pursuits after the kids have grown up and the sexual urge died downthe characters' cerebrations reduce the farce gestures to a set of random tics. Over and over, couples jump on each other passionately, no matter whom they know is returning momentarily or tidying up in the next room; next they hear someone coming, panic, and hide either under the bed or in the closet. Then two more people arrive and have a pleasantly abstract conversation, in the course of which those in hiding are either discovered or emerge, to minimal surprise and zero recrimination. Nobody's angry, nobody's threatened, nobody's panicked or guilty or ashamed. You've never seen a farce so riddled with sedateor possibly sedatedbehavior. Maybe it's farce for the Prozac generation.
I kept searching for the no-nonsense, vulgar character whose crassness would rip away this veil of genteel intellection, like Martha Raye in Monsieur Verdouxthe one who'd be willing to steal, kill, or do anything outrageous and destructive for passion's sake, or even just for the hell of it. At first, my money was on Mary Testa, in the nebulous role of a predatory lesbian who also seems to be married with children. Testa, a plump bundle of good humor with a mop of electrified hair and a truck-braking voice, is accustomed to the extreme gestures of musical comedy; on a small stage like Playwrights Horizons', when she rolls her Eddie Cantor eyes, even the William Morris wallpaper on Walt Spangler's set seems to cringe in response. She, I hoped, might blast the thing wide open. But no, when her smooching with the heroine was interrupted, she slid meekly under the bedone of the first to do so, in factand emerged from beneath it, smoothing down the dress she'd managed to put back on while concealed, as mannerly and unperturbed as everybody else. I started hedging my bets: Maybe the explosive component would be fleshy, basset-hound quizzical Robert Dorfman, as the failed composer turned schlock novelist, whose career switch paralleled his spousal switch from straight to gay. No dice: His height of ecstasy came while crooning the favorite tone-rows from Wozzeck that had shown him his lack of originality as a composer.
Maybe, I thought, the gunpowder would catch a spark from Laura Esterman, as Dorfman's resentful, love-hungry ex-wife; she claimed to be less intelligent than the rest ("I just have a day job"), and had a propensity for spilling drinks on her ex-hubby, not to mention a temptress-red dress, one of costume designer Elizabeth Hope Clancy's many ingenious red herrings. Could the byplay of Esterman's limpid eyes and I'm-so-bruised inflections lead to some towering frenzy? Nope: She also maintained her self-restraint, even exchanging sociable remarks with her ex-husband's new beau. Only tremors of inhibition were emanating from Mary Shultz, whose portrait of a stray guest seemed to pay homage to Mildred Natwick. And Gareth Saxe, as the available hunk who ultimately deflects Esterman's resentment, was clearly set up as the group's resident nonviolent dimwit, much more eager to dwell on the loss of his last love than to initiate any new thrills. He, too, had an engaging doggish wistfulness, but I was losing hope fast.
Neither Karen Young, as the haplessly indecisive heroine, nor Frank Wood, as her muted mathematician husband, promised much in the way of explosions, with Wood slurring hastily through his lines like a broker dumping a bad stock before it crashed. I did enjoy watching his eyes glaze over again as each new arrival started his or her recitation; I don't know any other actor who can make his eyes seem to acquire glaze in successive layers, like pottery. Young's eyes, like her whole persona, stayed alert throughout, focused in puzzlement on some absent core quality. This is a heroine who dismisses even what's apparently her suicide attemptoccurring offstage, of courseas the product of momentary distraction. Young holds her place strongly at this vacuous center, presumably by centrifugal force, but nothing's precipitated thereby.