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SAGITTARIUS (Nov 22-Dec 21)
The archer is one of the symbolic roles of the Sagittarian. Ironically, though, many of you shoot your metaphorical arrows into the air without knowing or caring where they're going. You're satisfied simply to unleash the soaring power; you're too in love with the sensation of launching the flight. So what is to be done? How can you become a more evolved version of yourself? First, aim at specific targets. Not a hundred different targets, mind you: a few choice ones. Now here's the really good news: This is prime time, astrologically speaking, to do this work.
CAPRICORN (Dec 22-Jan 19)
I wonder how far you'd be willing to go to acquire the resources you need to activate your full potential. Would you tattoo an advertisement for Calvin Klein on your arm if you were offered $10,000? Would you fake your own kidnapping if it would raise $40,000 in ransom money from your rich uncle? Would you sludge away at meaningless drudge work for a million peanuts a year? All of that stuff's pretty tame compared to what I'm going to ask you to do: Formulate a master plan that'll put you in the exact job you want.
AQUARIUS (Jan 20-Feb 18)
I usually applaud your inclination to remain above the fray and churn out cool observations. I normally honor your instinct to distance yourself from petty partisan squabbles. But this week's different. I'd like it very much if you plunged into the pit and unleashed the kind of grunts that come with total, mud-spattered commitment. Set aside your idealistic visions for now, I say, and start a riot on behalf of righteous pragmatism. Witty, evasive action, no. Hard-nosed gut-checks, yes. Be the mover and shaker with a thousand nuts and bolts, not the big talker with a thousand promises.
The Televisionary Oracle
A Novel by Rob Brezsny
A lusty but sensitive rock star encounters the leader of a goddess - worshiping religious order that values pranks as much as prayers.
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PISCES (Feb 19-March 20)
It's never too late for more New Year's resolutions. In fact, I believe you'll have better luck keeping resolutions you make now than those you unveiled around January 1. Here are some suggestions to get you started. Feel free to use them, but also dream up your own batch. "I will not keep secrets from myself. I will pursue fanaticism in moderation. I will perfect my understanding of the difference between smart risks and dumb ones. I will master the art of having wild adventures that aren't dangerous to my emotional well-being."
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