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"He's the worst lover. He's passive. No, not even passive—he's not there. He just lays there and starts talking about himself. Boring!" "You should go to Mexico. Every park has a back room." "I have such great admiration for hustlers. It's such a gifted profession. They create this eroticism because of the money. I really respect that, because there are times I'd like to have sex, but just can't bring myself to. Imagine yourself eating a pussy." "It's like people watching you pee." "I went to that place on First Avenue. There was this cute boy, but I said all the wrong things. He was very sexual, and he came buckets. I said, 'You should be a porno star.' He looked at me funny. I said, 'Oh no, it's a compliment!' " "This place is more pretentious than the Cock, but not as pretentious as g." "I met him at Splash. He said he couldn't tell me where he worked. Finally, he said Sotheby's. I said, 'Please, I just had dinner with the Taubmans.' "

"My boss is the one who recommended this club, which is weird, because he's a Republican." "Erich had the nerve to say, 'If Patrick's not in your group, I can't give you a booth.' Two weeks ago, I was running this place, throwing the party and taking care of Cindy Adams, and now I get a side table!" "He's got a big-assed Brazilian dick, but we're just friends now." "Drena's film is great. I hate you because I don't sound sincere when I say things like that—and I am sincere." "You look so much like a client of mine." "At J's, there was this beautiful guy. When he noticed that everyone was hot for him, he'd immediately go to another room. His attitude was, 'I can go fuck whoever I want, and you will all die for me.' " "You always say 'self-loathing,' but that doesn't mean anything. And don't tell me to look in a mirror." Lea DeLaria: "I want to meet Britney Spears. There's so much I could teach her!"

A Beige moment: "This place is more pretentious than the Cock, but not as pretentious as g."
photo: Christopher Smith
A Beige moment: "This place is more pretentious than the Cock, but not as pretentious as g."

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