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Finally, a place to while away a weekend afternoon, sitting in a lawn chair, getting drunk: At Yabby's (265 Bedford Avenue, 718-384-1664), you can sip sangria ($6) on the spacious patio and watch attractive hipsters stroll by from a jungle of lush trees and plants while purring Vespas and live jazz lull you into a state of semiconscious bliss. If the double threat of booze and sun starts to wear you down, make your way through the two open garage doors leading to the bar, grab a Heineken (4), and sink into one of the many plush couches—you'll swear that's an ocean breeze blowing over you. Is this Brooklyn or Big Sur? —Ken Switzer


Having come up from life in Miami, I assumed that all hotels rock a pool adjacent to the cabana bar, but inquiries made to hot spots like the Hudson and the Mercer were met with a startled "No." One of the few hotel pools you will find is at Le Parker Meridien (118 West 57th Street, 708-7340, www.parkermeridien.com), 42 stories above the formerly old-school uptowner that's kept in step with the Schragerization of the hotel industry—its super-sleek face-lift and Le Corbusier chairs suggest a starship deck rather than a vener-able five-star. "Uptown, not uptight," bark the brochures, although the clientele suggests a slow transition: You're hanging with a group of mostly kids and their idle parents, not high-glam jet-setters on their way to that sunset rave in Punte del Este. But honestly, does the Hudson have a glass-walled pool overlooking the park, with room service? My cosmo ($10, plus gratuity and $3.25 delivery charge) was so smooth it made me wonder if there was now a process in which limes are ionically bonded to cranberries. For the water-starved, there are two ways to access this oasis in the sky: (1) Be a guest or (2) Procure a one-day pass to the hotel's gym, Gravity (www.gravityfitness.net), which, at $50, includes pool access. —José Germosén


Liquid City's Index for Abaya Bar (244 East Houston Street, 777-7467)

Number of overgrown orange banquettes ballooning up to the ceiling like mutant pumpkins: 1 (runs the length of the room)

Ratio of orange Lucite slabs (i.e., tables) to burgundy vinyl tufts (i.e., seats): 1:2

Percentage of decor out of Wallpaper magazine: 75

Percentage of decor out of The Jetsons: 25

Price of summer house on Long Island: $1.3 million (approx.)

Price of a Long Island iced tea: $9

Number of Long Island iced teas needed to make one not mind the "ironic" dance music blaring from DJ booth: 3

Number of DJ booths that should be allowed in a lounge: 0 —J. Yeh


"These kinds of people are owners, not renters," proclaimed Vapid Sister of Rhône(63 Gansevoort Street, 367-8440). Around the corner from Pastis, this candlelit converted garage, with exposed-brick walls and floor-to-ceiling glass windows, is a gilded saloon for those who ride the jitney, not the F train. Hence, Vapid Sister hustled us here to lure invites from strangers to the Hamptons. At the stainless-steel bar, with its glossy walnut paneling, Vapid chose a bland white Luberon ($9) while I picked the Lirac ($8), a potent, peppery red. Then we dropped a copy of The New York Observer and let two investment bankers with time shares in Quogue pick it up for us. Invest in some Lily Pulitzer prior to this sort of grifting. —Nita Rao


Adobe walls, rustic wood beams, a clay-tiled roof over the ceviche station—are we in the Alamo? No, it's the barroom of Chicama(35 East 18th Street, 505-2233), the yummy Nuevo Latino cantina with the OTT interior design, an olla podrida of movie-set Mexican and "primitive" Peruvian. What's that over there? A terra-cotta potsherd, natch. Oh wait, you mean that glass overflowing with curly strips of fresh coconut like a Little Bo-Peep wig. The refreshing but barely alcoholic Chicama Colada ($8) contains passion fruit, not piña, so it's sweet without being sickly. I'll have one of those, and then the Chicamapolitan [a cosmo with blood-orange vodka], and then a pisco sour. . . .Easy, tiger. —J. Yeh


Two weeks before her wedding, Nervous Nellie pitched a fit. She was in a snit. Her wheezy air-conditioning was the pits. So we met for beers at Broome Street Bar (363 West Broadway, 925-2086), because this unfrilled watering hole/bistro has a single-file row of ceiling fans, hardwood floors, superlative AC, menus scribbled on hanging chalkboards, and a restorative jukebox. "Gimme a Schneider Weiss ($6.50 for 26 ounces) and a Sloppy Joe ($6.50)," commanded the rather autocratic Nellie. The sweetie pie barkeep with the goggley glasses confessed he didn't pour Bass Ale, so I politely requested a Stella Artois ($5). Then Nellie smoked a Camel and we pondered the mortifications of addressing her invitations with American Bison stamps. —Nita Rao


Pride paradecrowds got you down? You could take refuge at Monster or Splash, but for true relief take a detour over to BLU (161 West 23rd Street, 633-6113). The city's only after-hours gay bar welcomes you with hard-body bartenders serving up their best mixes, like Raul's Lemonade Load ($5.50), and low-price domestic beers ($4), plus an occasional guest celeb—last year, Jackie Beat paid all the BLU boys a conspicuous visit. All lesbians anxious for nightfall should speed up the clock by heading to Crazy Nanny's (21 Seventh Avenue South, 366-6312). Unlike at Henrietta's, two floors of nonstop partying dance space and three alternating DJs keep the adrenaline flowing. Summer drink specials and bartender signatures—like Lisa's Tropical Paradise ($6.50)—are delectable treats, and as for eye candy, just look around or, better yet, head upstairs and gaze at the sultry dancers. —Keisha Franklin

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