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CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19)
Good news, Capricorn. In order to make it through the imminent rite of passage, you won't have to endure whipping, spanking, yelling, or passive-aggressive manipulation. In fact, this turning point may be the sweetest, richest ordeal you've ever hadand a prototype of the kind of breakthrough that will become more and more common for you in the years to come. Instead of having to learn your lesson through the shock of misery and pain, you are about to leap to a new level of mastery on the strength of your commitment to smart love and unsentimental integrity.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18)
You are far from the sacred places of your ancestors, Aquarius. The songs of the land that sustained them, the songs that lived in the marrow of their bones, are unknown to you. But while this sad truth has in the past limited your ability to feel at home on the planet, from now on it will also work to your benefit; your freedom from the ancient ways will increasingly enrich your spirit. Already you are tuning in to the fresh songs of the land that will sustain you for the rest of your days. You are drawing closer to the sacred places of your descendants. Welcome to the Terra Novathe New Earth.
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20)
Do I detect a streak of megalomania running through you these days? Have you been instinctively pumping up your estimates of how much you're worth? Do you find yourself fantasizing about how much better the world would be if everyone were only more like you? If so, Pisces, I definitely forgive you. In fact, I'll go further: I actually encourage you. After all, it's the astrological month of Sagittarius, when you Fish have a cosmic right to stretch your limits as you enjoy uncanny levels of confidence. Please feel free to lionize, exalt, magnify, glorify, and even aggrandize yourself.
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