By Chaz Kangas
By Katherine Turman
By Phillip Mlynar
By Harley Oliver Brown
By Abdullah "T Kid" Saeed
By Matt Caputo
By Devon Maloney
By Chris Chafin
"Bobby's skull was split in two, my girl was partially embedded in the dashboard," but that wasn't enough. "The next day at graduation, everybody was saying that the paramedics could hear 'Free Bird' still playing on the stereoyou know, it's a very lawwng sawwwwng."
As you might suspect, the Drive-By Truckers (singers-writers-guitarists Patterson Hood, Mike Cooley, and Rob Malone, often co-[de]composing with bassist Earl Hicks and drummer Brad Malone) are professional Southerners. Which, from the White House on "down," means, of course, professional Weirdos. But they whiz musical and emotional heft onto their mirrorshades, even when working under titles like Pizza Deliverance.
The people in their songs do tend to believe in some kind of Deliverance, by pizza and/or other. On 1999's Alabama Ass Whuppin', Truckers' real-life friend "The Living Bubba" briskly advises, "Be careful of who you screw, I can't die yet I've got another show to do." On the new Southern Rock Opera, a self-described "feeble old man" is ranting to the beat of "The Guitarist Upstairs" despite hisself (he calls the cops anyway). Next morning, a white-collar rehabee's well-scrubbed skull keeps Everclearly bouncing back (and forth) to the zesty phrase "Dead, Drunk, and Naked"in that order. The Truckers' characteristic swirl-and-sustain brushes by suggested afterglow/afterlife, ratt now, whether guiding us through guitarpools of sparkling scuzz or moonshine-lit steel. Even on a highway full of "heat that holds you like a mother holds her son, tighter if he runs."
Amen. 'Cause, down home (down here), one thing you don't get Delivered from (only to), is Connection; for instance, urban sprawl just gets strung out thinner and thinner, never quite disappearing, it's all in your grill, and in that of a punkass backwater kid, sick of himself and his girlfriend and ever'body else, swearing one day he'll hit the road to "Zip City" (and he will, he'll have to. But don't think of it as a "commute," Buddy, just consider yourself "on tour"'ello, 'ooterville!).
Thus, the (De-luxe) scenic route: Southern Rock Opera,two discs, 18 songs, 94 minutes, layers of reverie, association, urban legends, and other goo, sinuously/abrasively unwound from the big dippers, spilling blue skies, blue notes, banknotes, times, places, faces, fans, bands, and other contemporaries and descendants of, ultimately (behold!), King Tut (a/k/a Lynyrd Skynyrd), thee potentatin' eternal traveler, still on tour, still re-re-repackaged, still workin' for MCA.
For openers, "Ronnie and Neil" delves into the supposedly "complicated friendship" of once supposed arch-enemies Van Zant and Young (I thought their duet went something like "Hey Hollyweird, you thank 'Southern Man' equals 'Lyncher Man'? Kiss mah Sweet Home Alabama!" "Ah . . . you're from Florida . . . ?" "It's a metty-for, Son, you a writer too, c'mon, squeal lak a pig," but that's not the words to this tune). I dunno how true the song is, but it sure shows what "Ronnie" and "Neil" can mean to hot rusty voices, finally 'llowed to testify, "Southern Man still needs them both around!" (But these Truckin' voices also remind me of the hairier geetar solos sprouting from Skyn's carefully groomed strut.) This heated discussion resolves into a chorus of powerchord strum, as inevitable as Young's latest buckskin mudslide ride, as purposeful as purported Taskmaster Ronnie marching his ornery troupers from Hell to breakfast.
In "Birmingham," a Neilian harmonic sliver goes spiraling through bass-generated smog, around Young/Van Zant-worthy lines like "I can't wait to see your face/in Bir-ming-ham." A ghostly Truckload of faith, getting a lot further (under my paleface Bombingham-native skin) than the sputtering about raceheads in "Ronnie and Neil" (just as Ronnie's tolerance lecture "Curtis Loew," was overcome by his posthumously released "Mr. Banker" and "Walls of Raiford": Delta-to-gatorbowl-blues, working race/class right through if not past the graveyard shift). Although "Ronnie and Neil" 's "Four little black girls killed for no goddam good reason" has me wondering, "What would a good reason be?" Good question to be led into, during a war (for instance).
In related news, our tourguide (and lead Trucker) Patterson Hood has discovered, while inspecting "The Three Great Alabama Icons" (Bear Bryant, Ronnie, and George Wallace), that George is now in Hell. Not in spite of his alleged "change of heart" re race relations, which helped get him re-re-re-elected. No, becauseof it. That fortuitous flip-flop (actually back to his pre-gubernatorial moderation, 'twas claimed), fake or real, seals the deal, provides yer "closure." The Devil wants to keep his homeboy close; one uncanny opportunist recognizes another.
H'mmm. Maybe George met Ronnie and the Devil, walkin' side by side? Ronnie (somehow) knew just how to spin "Sweet Home Alabama," for instance with that slightly blurred "boo! boo! boo!" right after "in Birmingham they love the Guv'ner." C'est finesse! He even got an honorary lieutenant governorshipoh yeah, and a platinum nest eggout of it. Also, in "Gimme Three Steps," Ronnie made talking your way into a chance to run from a fight seem coolit wascool, especially when presented with manly enough flair. He'd be back for more.
But that's not why Ronnie's in Hell (or the Other Place). I'd say it's because, according to Trucker-talk, he succeeded all too well in selling doubting backup singer Cassie Gaines (played here by svelte-belting guest star [and survivor of her own band the Jody Grind's van crash] Kelly Hogan)and also selling himselfon "When it comes your time to go, ain't no good way to go about it, no use thinking about it, you'll just drive yourself insane. Living in fear's just another way of dying, so shut your mouth, and get your ass on the plane." The sooner they all do that, the sooner they can "give this piece of shit back to Aerosmith!"