Cleanup in Aisle Four!


Diabolic, 21707 Nordhoff Street, Chatsworth, CA 91311

Filmco, 9718 Glen Oaks Boulevard, Unit B, Sun Valley, CA 91352.

Voyeur Productions, 21018 Osborne Street #5, Canoga Park, CA 91303,

Xtraordinary Pictures, 9145 Owensmouth Avenue, Chatsworth, CA 91311,

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The less said about Dee Marie and her inflatable mattress the better (though for the record, at no point does "Zack's semen drip down her wooden leg." She doesn't even have a wooden leg!). But true amateur Victoria Kelly, with her unironic pigtails and slightly crooked teeth, deserves a poem. In lieu, I offer that her shouted insistence on an orgasm—in fact delivered—simultaneous with the gentle salad-tossing given molester-mustachioed Derek, alone vaults Cream of the Crop 9 above this week's competition. True to Zack Miles form, we can hardly see the money drip due to a bad camera angle and shadows. Can't say I minded.

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