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CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19):
I'm a little nervous that your pet obsession will turn you into its pet. On the other hand, it's one of the best obsessions you've ever been possessed by, so for now I won't try to interfere with the interesting mess you're making. There's another factor to consider: I've detected some strange yet juicy luck in your vicinity, but it may not become fully available unless you play around a lot, experiment freely, and maybe even stir up a ruckus. If you ask me, whipping up a bit of chaos is a small price to pay for an entertaining burst of divine assistance.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18):
In the coming weeks, you'll either be a Betweener or Beyonder. Which do you prefer? The Betweener tries to be loyal to both sides, but in a pinch she plays both sides against the middle. For her, the rules of the game are important, but she reserves the right to ignore the rules at critical junctures. The Betweener values the rewards that the system offers but refuses to be crushed by its compromises. The Beyonder, on the other hand, operates completely outside the parameters. She's immune to the seductions of the inner circle; her magic comes from tinkering in the frontiers. The Beyonder is driven by her signature dreams, not by success as defined by others. She's excited by the prospect of finding keys and signs and treasures that are invisible to those who live in the thick of the system.
PISCES(Feb. 19-March 20):
"Dear Dr. Feelgood: Why are you so relentlessly nice to us hyper-sensitive Pisceans? Did you fall in love with one, and now you're secretly trying to woo her? Did you run over a Pisces cat and swear you'd make it up to us human Pisces? Please give me a reason to believe you're not just coddling us Fishes. Forever Drunk With a Thousand Feelings. Dear Drunk: Your imagination is the organ you use to generate mental pictures of things that don't exist yet. It is, therefore, the single most important asset you possess; it's what you use to shape your future. I feel that if I can help keep your imagination teeming with positive visions, you're more likely to create a life that's in line with your highest values.
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