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SAGITARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): The bad news is that you're racing down that famous road to hell—you know, the one paved with good intentions. The good news is that not too far ahead there's a bumpy patch that'll slow you down. Even better news: After that there are several speed traps; if you try to resume barreling along, you'll be pulled over well before you reach the Unpromised Land. With any luck, you'll be taken into protective custody and then totally lose interest in reaching the wrong destination. Halloween costume suggestions: a model prisoner, reformed criminal, or sober alcoholic.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): "To every thing there is a season, and a time to every purpose under heaven." So begins the third chapter of Ecclesiastes in the Bible. There is "a time to be born, and a time to die," it continues, "a time to get, and a time to lose; a time to rend, and a time to sew; a time to keep silence, and a time to speak." For the purpose of your horoscope, though, the most important polarity mentioned in Ecclesiastes is this: "a time to plant, and a time to pluck up that which is planted." For I say unto you, Capricorn, that it is time to pluck up that which was planted many months ago. Halloween costume suggestion: not a grim reaper, but a happy, grateful, satisfied one.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Frankly, Aquarius, you are God. I don't mean to imply that you alone possess the throbbing mojo of the Source; just that you have an eminently useful portion of it right now. Likewise, when I assure you that you have unimaginable power to actualize the life you want, I'm not suggesting you can instantly activate all of that power; once you get started, it'll take a while. Finally, my dear, in advising you to act as if your creativity were essentially the same force that shaped the solar system out of a cloud of dust and gas, I hope it won't make you nervous about wielding such primal energy. Halloween costume suggestions: Zeus, Isis, Jehovah, Shakti, Siva, or Kwan Yin.

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PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Who or what are those mysterious other identities in you that work below the surface of your conscious ego? Are they autonomous entities or exiled aspects of your own psyche? Are they spirit guides, your ancestors, the different self-images you've had in the course of your life, the characters you were in your past lives, or your future memories? Maybe all of the above. I encourage you to ask them for great gifts in the coming days. They're closer to the surface than usual, and they're very eager to help you. Halloween costume suggestion: the ancestor who fascinates you most.


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