Butt plugs may hide in dark places, but they are not shy about going out on the town. Wearing a butt plug under my clothes in public can be naughty and exciting, and makes running errands an ecstatic experience. It's my little secret, and when the bus hits a pothole or I shift in my subway seat, I get a small thrill. The next time you're on a really long line at the bank or at a stressful place like Kinko's, look around. Find the serene person with a wide smile on his or her face, and you've just discovered the one who's wearing a butt plug.