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But here's a saucy sidebar: As you know, insiders claim that Exit's David Marvisi is the real Estate owner, not John Blair. Well, clarifying things, Blair just told HX magazine, "David Marvisi is our landlord, but he's not a partner [of mine]. . . . I have full control." But Marvisi's the landlord!
Anywaycalm downthe older, sit-down bunch thrives on nostalgia that's more than a day old, so upstairs at Supper Club they've created the King Kong Room, a more softly lit throwback to the '30s era of simians and skyscrapers. But we went apeshit on opening night when blues singer Sandra Reeves-Phillips belted lyrics like "My King Kong rocks me with a steady roll" as cable host Barry Z asked a guy in a gorilla suit, "How big's your banana?" Gigantic, it turned out, but still not quite big enough.
Primates and my mates filled the eighth anniversary bash for those legendary Wednesday "Pork" nights at the Lure, the event promising a "carnal carnival of sideshow sleaze" and a really big fruit bowl. The place revels in a wonderful sort of reverse body fascism whereby you're apparently not welcome unless you're really out of shape. Paunchy posers in harnesses abound, along with every other type of human form (including some real cuties), the result being refreshingly un-ageist and diverse, though even the trolls stare you down defiantly as if to say, "Lick my shoes or get out!" A living testament to the other white meat, Pork provides a wonderland of one-stop slopping. Dragging my saggy ass around the place, I passed the penis-art-studded "Freak Alley," the in-house s&m boutique, which sells stocking stuffers like anal douches and ben-wa balls, and the tarot card reader in the corner, who'll tell you whether you deserve a handup your ass. No, spank you!
But back to swanking, nostalgia's hit the live stages too, as a punishment to anyone looking for new material. Our Town is a mixed-bag production of that misty-eyed old slice of American pie, and Paul Newman's wonderful presence in it reminds us that in 40 years, Ryan Phillippe, Brad Pitt, and Vin Diesel will all be doing productions of Our Town.
Another weepy warhorse, Man of La Mancha, is backagainand it's not as painful as I'd remembered, the 17 times they do "The Impossible Dream" surprisingly effective (though I still pictured the tune being picked up for a toothpaste commercial"This is my Crest . . . "). The plot has Cervantes pretending to be an old coot who pretends to be Don Quixote, who's in love with a whore, played by a fellow prison inmate, who he thinks is a lady, and who says stuff like "The world is a dung heap and we are the maggots that crawl on it." Got it? It's a regular soap opera, which makes sense because, in the audience, Sylvia Miles and Ilene Kristen told me they're playing mother and daughter on One Life to Live. "And I walk to work!" Sylvia added.
And now, we interrupt this column for a random harvest of giddy gossip news, and if you don't listen, I'll throw ketchup on your harness. Noted portrait photographer Timothy Greenfield-Sanderswho shot Monica Lewinsky's memoir coveris working on Porn Stars, a book featuring 50 top adult entertainers, spanning male and female, straight and gay, clothed and nude. It'll look great on my coffee table, in lieu of an actual porn star . . . Fashionista Lauren Ezersky's heading to the altar, in a fabulous gown . . . Another connubial broad, J.Lo, is really moving things forward by playing a Hispanic maid. Gee, come see my next movie, Florist in Manhattan . . . An editor in Manhattanex-New York and Talk whiz Maer Roshanjust gave me an idea of what his eagerly awaited magazine, Radar, will be like. Said Roshan, "It'll be Spy meets Vanity Fair meets Harper'swith a pinch of the Enquirer thrown in for good taste!"
My own radar noted that the same New York Observer issue that pointed out a gaffe in the cover logo of The New Yorker (they left out the "The" in some of the print run) had a two-weeks-old pull quote from producer Christine Vachon in the middle of a story about Al Gore. I lerve it!