SAGITARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Happy Holy Daze, Sagittarius! I've been meditating on the perfect holiday gifts for you. What might inspire you to make best use of the astrological opportunities in the coming months? Here's one idea: the entire costume collection of a defunct theater company. With your closet full of exotic and dramatic new choices, you could dress up in a variety of roles without becoming attached to any of them. And that, in my opinion, would be just what the soul doctor ordered for you to achieve prime psychological health during the Great Experiment that will unfold in 2003.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Happy Holy Daze, Capricorn! I've been meditating on the perfect holiday gift for you. What might inspire you to be in closest alignment with the cosmic currents in 2003? Here's what I'd give you if I could: a weather vane in the form of an eagle made of solid gold. With that as your guiding image, you'd never forget how valuable it'll be to know which way the wind is blowing. The trends sweeping through your environment will be shifting frequently in the coming months, and so will your moods. You should be constantly surveying the ever changing patterns from above, like an eagle in hunting mode, ready to descend and pounce whenever your mood comes into sync with the current trend sweeping through your environment.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Happy Holy Daze, Aquarius! Usually I encourage you to keep cultivating the broad-minded, visionary viewpoints that come so naturally to you. In 2003, I will, in addition to that, be urging you to bolster your mastery of intricate details. To help you remember to think small as often as you think big, I suggest you ask your allies to give you one of the following symbolic gifts this holiday season: a magnifying glass, a microscope, a map of the human genome, or the video called Powers of Ten, which shows images ranging from the Milky Way galaxy to the nucleus of a carbon atom.


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PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Happy Holy Daze, Pisces! I predict that it will be crucial for you to take matters into your own hands in 2003. You should constantly ask yourself, "What will inspire me not to depend on the so-called experts?" and "What will ensure that I never just sit around waiting for lucky breaks to provide my momentum?" Here, then, is my suggestion about what holiday gift you should ask for or give yourself: a do-it-yourself kit that suits your specific field of endeavor—something that helps you set up your own corporation, for instance, or create your own rituals, or turn your brainstorm into a salable product, or make your own compost bin or hot tub or pleasure cruiser. V

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