Best Porn Stars of 2002!

If you're a last-minute Christmas shopper, as I am, and plan on giving the men in your life some of the free porn you've accumulated over the year, as I do, then you too are trying to determine the best skin flicks and stars of 2002. After reading my porn-star-studded dream diary and reams of my notes on reaming, not to mention chuckling through my very own columns, I realized just how little I know about porn, and how even that knowledge is in part determined by who decided to send me promos. Then I realized that I run this porn-review game, and ain't nobody gon' step to me. And so, onto my first installment of 2002's best!

FILTHY: The Official Wench of Dirty Pornos, Bella Donna proves again and again, from Fresh Butts and Natural Tits 3 (WCP) to Up Your Ass #19 (Anabolic), that filthiness cannot be faked. First of all, she looks sleazy. Frowning, with a Madonna-like space between her front teeth, nice but vaguely out-of-proportion body, modest, straight black hair, and a dragon or something tattooed above her left breast, Bella fills the typical porn-star part, without the glamour. Second, she deep throats like no one else I've ever seen, often going all the way down and holding it. Third, she loves taking it in the ass—and not just dicks, but jumbo dildos, odd-shaped butt plugs, and even balloon devices that can be pumped to the size of a basketball player's fist. Rocco's buddy degrades her disgustingly in Rocco: Animal Trainer 10 (Evil Angel), but everywhere else she shows a truly sick-minded enthusiasm. Bella is a beautiful beast.

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Fresh Butts and Natural Tits 3
WCP
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Up Your Ass #19
Anabolic
VHS
DVD

Rocco:Animal Trainer 10
Evil Angel
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Video
DVD

Girlfriends
Studio A
VHS
DVD

Shut the Fuck Up and Blow Me 8
Digital Playground
VHS
DVD

Forbidden Tales
Digital Playground
VHS
DVD

John Leslie's Fresh Meat 15: Roll That Hole
Evil Angel
VHS
DVD
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Cunt Hunt
Extreme

Gangland 33
Devil's Film
VHS
DVD

Euphoria
Vivid
VHS
DVD

Spring Chickens
Diabolic
VHS
DVD

Gangbang Girl #33
Anabolic
VHS
DVD

Teen Sensations
DVSX
VHS
DVD
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Just Say No
Elegant Angel
VHS
DVD
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CLASSY: I've only seen her in one vid, leg-lover Andrew Blake's arty girl-girl Girlfriends (Studio A), so I have to assume Justine only does other ladies. It makes sense, though, that a fucking gorgeous type such as herself would be further out of reach than your average starlet. As I wrote when originally reviewing Girlfriends: " 'Johnny,’ she whispered, 'I am the goth supermodel of your wet dreams. Put Shut the Fuck Up and Blow Me 8 back and spend the Voice's money to see me get shtupped with a glass dildo!' " (I slay me!) A pale porcelain doll with Barbie proportions, Justine dons all manner of intricate jewelry, skyscraper heels, fishnet apparel, and delicate stockings, gently stamping lipstick traces on breasts and necks and taking pedicured feet in her mouth, while flashing voluminous blue eyes from underneath coal-black bangs.

THICK: By "thick" I mean having budonkadonk, junk in the trunk, more cushion for the pushin', a fat ass, etc., and I mean all of it in the best way: We love our big-boned women (as long as they're not fat)! Before getting into the obscure ladies I've peeped in obscure videos, I must give Tera Patrick her propers. Besides possessing perhaps the nicest breasts in all of P-O-R-N, the statuesque Tera peers intensely through dark, sultry eyes accented by long, arched eyebrows, and pouts more unselfconsciously than—if as vacantly as—your average supermodel. (Pick movie: Forbidden Tales, Digital Playground.) Second only to Tera, Kate Morgan has the beautiful face and come-hither look to match her bodacious (sorry, running out of adjectives) bod, and her whimper is the closest porn comes to transcendence (John Leslie's Fresh Meat 15: Roll That Hole, Evil Angel). Resigned and vulnerable, Kayla also has a sassy mouth and both nipples pierced, plus even, extra-generous proportions (Cunt Hunt 3, Extreme). Kacey, a black-haired girl-next-door with a cleft chin, gives the kind of blowjob you'd never expect from looking at her innocent face. My review of the movie she starred in, Gangland 33 (Devil's Film), elicited this e-mail from "Chuck": "You was right on dawg, first off it's a good vid, second off, that girl is hot, especially for a college white girl. My latin ass ain't seen a vanilla girl packing such a nice FAT ass like that in a while. And she is so damn cute, sort of like Jennifer Connelly. And the way they treat/fuck her, it's too much. Interracial porn is the blaxploitation of the new millennium."

THIN: By "thin" I mean not thick. The sole exception to my all-natural rule (I buy organic foods, too!), Vivid girl Autumn picked the perfect stage name: cool, quiet, and pretty, like russet-hued leaves on a still-green lawn. She inspired in me this description: "So fresh-faced one feels nostalgic for an unnamed perfection never experienced." (Damn, I'm good!) See her in Euphoria (Vivid). Ashley Blue resembles the girl you ignored in high school, only to realize later that she was one of those all-too-common social Q-ships—uncelebrated, even a little plain, but all the sexier for being petite and shy. It is almost shocking, then (as these things rarely are), to see two huge-dicked men treat li'l Ashley rough, casually double-penetrating her in Spring Chickens (Diabolic). Aurora Snow, on the other hand, takes everything in stride, her well-earned, charismatic confidence cutting through even the most anarchic scenes. In Gangbang Girl #33 (Anabolic), 12 or so men in matching work shirts hoist her onto a flatbed and proceed to cram two cocks at once into not only her cooch, but her tiny ass, then funnel 14 cumshots into her mouth—all while she smiles her sincere, charming smile. And one need only check out Teen Sensations (DVSX) or Just Say No (Elegant Angel) to realize that even her one-on-one scenes are classic. Hardly amateurish, Aurora shows how a true porn starlet combines a preternatural, spontaneous appetite for—and response to—sex with the subtle flourish of outright performance. She is this year's finest star, and the Queen of Dirty Pornos.

Next week, learn what vids make great belated Christmas gifts!

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