With its blinged-out logo and cash-and-dice-strewn cover, Bangin in Da Hood Volume Seven (Legend) promises a late-capitalist sociological study. Sadly, white director and star Mark Wood barely delivers a passable porno (a beefy man named Schwarzencock ruins one scene). The generously jiggly Tana, Tamika, Candace, and Mia all take it on a couch, each position in turn, usually in the same order. Wood clearly favors a pretty, skinnier woman whose name was not intelligible; he was willing to pay her extra for anal. I will say she sucks a mean cock. (Actually, for all the movies shortcomings, I thought Mark's cock was pretty nice.) And you expected for Boyz 'N the Hood?