By Christian Viveros-Fauné
By Miriam Felton-Dansky
By Tom Sellar
By Tom Sellar
By Jessica Dawson
By Tom Sellar
By R. C. Baker
By Tom Sellar
At least that's how it felt to me. I discovered Sex . . . as a single twentysomethingthe tattered copy in the used bookstore, falling apart at the spine and missing half of Chapter Eight ("The Care and Feeding of Everybody"). Here, finally, was the friend I'd been looking for in my single life. A friend to whom I wouldn't have to explain why my preferred Saturday activitymore than any athletic, social, or, God knows, cultural endeavorwas to stay home and clean. ("Spic-and-span the apartment. He does notice, if only subconsciously.") Here was the friend who understood why, rather than organize potlucks in the park or go out for $15 pasta, some of us erstwhile kitchen slouches were fervidly learning to pound chicken breasts. ("Cooking is part of wooing when you have a live one.") And speaking of cooking, here was the friend who even acknowledged the instinct a young woman might have, the morning after, for "a hearty little breakfast you can toss together while he is taking a shower." Here, in other words, was the slightly older, more worldly female friend whose head wasn't filled with a confusing dialectic of undergraduate gender polemics (of which a little knowledge was proving, for more than a few of us, more than a little confusing) and who could, in short, advise one with the very advice one longed to hear.
That was 10 years ago. Besides the answer to the mystery of the missing half of Chapter Eightwhat single girl with any potential wouldn't rip out the recipes for Stuffed Lobster Tails and Chocolate Angel Pie?the amazing thing Barricade Books' blissfully unupdated reissue of Sex . . . offers is the opportunity to confirm that it still holds up. For while part of the fun of Brown's little book has always been the over-the-top, yet boil-it-all-down brilliance of lines like "What you really need is a black silk Balenciaga great coat" or "After your thirtieth birthday, a Great Dane would do more for your image than two roommates, and dogs don't borrow sweaters!" Sex . . . does something the other early '60s revivals (Down With Love; the ghostwritten, 1967 stewardess tell-all Coffee, Tea, or Me?) do not. It transcends camp. Despite the fact that it is being reissued as the first of a projected series of "cult classics," Sex . . . has something real to offerthough not the something one might assume.
It goes without saying that the nostalgia we feel for the Pillow Talk age is partly our yearning for a simpler moment, a post-war, pre-feminist decade in which a man was free to hold a door and give a complimentin turn freeing his date, career girl though she might be, to whip up that hearty, post-hook-up breakfast without internal conflict. But on a second go-round, the more fascinating aspect of the world conjured by Sex . . . is that not only do men and women inhabit separate and unequal universes; so do beautiful, glamorous women and ordinary, less-than-movie-star-beautiful girls. Brown always includes herself among the latter, nowhere more emphatically than in her unforgettable first-page manifesto: "I am not beautiful, or even pretty. I once had the world's worst case of acne. I am not bosomy or brilliant. I grew up in a small town. I didn't go to college. My family was, and is, desperately poor and I have always helped support them. I'm an introvert and I am sometimes mean and cranky."
Brown's declaration sounds the opening note in a theme she returns to again and again, of us (career girls who have to work at it) versus them (great beauties/movie stars/ certifiably glamorous international jet-setters). "The truth is, not all girls can be beautiful," she writes in Chapter Five. "That fabulous face? Can you achieve it by being very, very clever with make-up?" she asks in Chapter 11. Just as one is assuming the answer to be a rhetorical "yes," Brown succinctly replies: "I don't think there's a prayer!" Instead, she prescribes a no-nonsense strategy: "What you have to do is work with the raw material you have, namely you, and never let up."