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"Er—the Nimbus Two Thousand and Four?"

"Oh, no, dear. No." Hillary wasn't sure, but she could have sworn that Eleanor had just pinched out a candle in order to relight it. "Now try again," she crooned.

Clockwise from top: Hillary Dursley Potter, Liddy Malfoy (holding a pot of ashcroft), Dumbledole (holding his pet phoenix, Viagra), Nearly Headless Bill, and Eleanor
illustration: John Hendrix
Clockwise from top: Hillary Dursley Potter, Liddy Malfoy (holding a pot of ashcroft), Dumbledole (holding his pet phoenix, Viagra), Nearly Headless Bill, and Eleanor

"The Nimbus Two Thousand and Eight," said Hillary Potter resignedly. The door opened.


* FONHB: "Friend of Nearly Headless Bill," of course.

** See Hillary Potter and the Prisoner of Whitewater by J.K. Galbraith, 1994.

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