By Alexis Soloski
By Molly Grogan
By R. C. Baker
By Christian Viveros-Fauné
By Alexis Soloski
By Alexis Soloski
By Lilly Lampe
When propped up in bed with an improving book, I often find myself sans pencil, and thus unable to scribble my knowing glosses next to passages of interest. Wandering over to the desk is out of the question, and so I resort to denting the margins of the i.b. with my thumbnail. As a consequence, I have developed a protuberance at nail's edge so well-suited to this practice that I have chosen not to file it away, in order for it to be passed on to future generations, a boon to their supine scholarship. Like Alan Blair, the depressed but somehow cheering hero of Jonathan Ames's grin-growing new novel, Wake Up, Sir!, my knowledge of Darwinian processes is far from intimate, but I deem this genealogical gift worth a shot.
I bring up this ghastly affair of defacing i.b.'s with t.n.'s not only because it seems apropos to get anatomical when discussing the work of Amesraconteur of she-males and the performance artist known as Manginabut also because Wake Up, Sir! generated an unusually high rate of thumbnail activity, to the degree that page 288 now has a small perforation, next to these limpid lines:
"When I woke up, rather early, there were lovely shafts of light filtering into the room. It was one of those summer mornings where you forget that the world is on the verge of environmental collapse."
When I woke up: Ames's book is a dream, in several senses. It's a superlative performance, first of all, marrying the graceful, nonjudgmental style exhibited in The Extra Man (1998) with that of P.G. Wodehouse (18811975), humorist par excellence. Wodehouse's books have been receiving the royal treatment lately from Overlook Pressuniform cloth editions, whimsical jackets, spiffy endpapers. (The most recent batch of re-releases includes the highly recommended Ukridge.) Ames not only channels the master's zippy vocab (one "gargles" rather than simply drinks) but also his most famous creation, Jeeves, infinitely capable valet (and de facto superego) to the high-living, easily distracted, eternally put-upon Bertie Wooster. In this book, he's Alan Blair's "gentleman's gentleman," his posish funded with lawsuit proceeds.
But is Alan a gentleman? He has some Woosterish qualities; he's also an unrehabable alcoholic, a hypochondriac preternaturally attuned to his serotonin and insulin levels, and a novelist working on a book much like Ames's Extra Man. (An aide-mémoiristic envelope contains "My Random Thoughts That Perhaps Can Be Given to the Narrator.") He's absorbed in Anthony Powell's novel A Dance to the Music of Time, and has started a book club devoted to its explication. (Sole other member: Jeeves.) He leaves his uncle and aunt's house in Montclair to visit the Catskills town of Sharon Springs, where he discovers he's been accepted to the prestigious Rose Colony in Saratoga Springs (read: Yaddo). Here Ames's comic gifts giddily bloom. Fellow denizens include a gargantuan program director so rebarbatively garbed that his employees could "file a class-action suit against his suit" and a sculptress whose stupendous honker sends Alan back to his adolescent perusals of Krafft-Ebing. Fittingly, events climax with a hasty heist of the sort habitually undertaken by Wodehouse's original hero.
And à la Bertie, Alan tends to talk without purposeunless that purpose is to entertain. He realizes his knowledge of Buddhism comes entirely from tea boxes, and then wonders if in fact the traditions thus synopsized in fact belong to Hinduism. He trumpets assertions, only to discover gaps, which he quickly fills with yet more assertions:
"I just wanted to say that I think the word I is the saddest word in the English language. To me it means failure, disappointment, heartbreak, and death. Nothing good comes of being an 'I.' Know what the saddest word in French is? Je. . . . I don't know any other words for I. Wait, yo is I in Spanish. But yo doesn't sound sad. Maybe that's why Latins are in a good mood most of the time. Ich is the German one. My grasp of foreign tongues is better than I thought. Ich sounds like they're disgusted with themselves. Maybe that's why Germans are so insane. They do seem to be better lately, though. I don't think they'll give the world trouble again, but you never know. . . . Almost all peoples have a dark period, though theirs was very dark. [. . .] Even the Scandinavians, who are sort of perfectclean streets, good health-care, active sex liveshad a dark period, a brief Viking phase, but since then they've been very well behaved."
To which Jeeves responds, "A walk, sir?"
Jeeves's shadowy presencedoes anyone else see him?suggests he's a figment of his master's alcohollucinating mind. He's "always appearing and disintegrating," accumulating "like humidity" whenever Alan needs him. And Alan periodically fears that the Rose Colony is, in fact, a mental institution.
Mirroring the everyone-is-crazy trope is the this-is-all-a-dream trope. Both the first and last lines of Wake Up, Sir! contain its title phrase, and further contemplation (prefatory to my afternoon nap) reveals the story to be perhaps nothing more than the antic products of a deep slumber. One hopes Ames sees fit to stir up such pure fancy again. Here is a book, rigorous as a dream and well ventilated with wit, in which the model of Alan's car serves as the perfect metaphor. Id est, a classic of caprice.