By Albert Samaha
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By Tessa Stuart
By Albert Samaha
Last year I spoke at a rally to protest the Patriot Act, a demonstration whose primary purpose, as nearly as I could tell, was to reassure John Ashcroft and his minions that from the specter of domestic dissent they had nothing whatsoever to fear.
Excluding the focused remarks of an unpretentiously militant librarian and an overdressed (for that crowd, anyway) spokesman for the ACLU, the rally would best be described as a muster of prima donnas. Only a few actually spoke on the topic. Some were barely speaking on the planet Earth. One went so far as to put forward a theory that the September 11 attacks had been masterminded by the CIA, a brazenly absurd idea, not because the agents of covert shenanigans are necessarily above such things but because they would never have chosen targets like the WTC and the Pentagon. We live in a time when thinking outside the box is so prized that people will not even think within the rationale of their own fantasies.
If I was one of the few people to take umbrage, it may be because I was one of the few actually listening to the speeches. Those who had already taken a turn at the mic were conspicuously inattentive, preoccupied as they were by the need for verbal solidarity with anyone who might pay them a compliment. Out of the corner of my eye, where I fondly expected I might glimpse a plainclothesman in sunglasses, a protester lay on his back, working on his abs, surely the last and best defense of our civil liberties, right up there with buns of steel.
Almost no speaker observed the stipulated time limit. I deduced from this that economic justice must be every bit as unworkable as the talk-show pundits would have us believe, for how can we expect to fashion a society in which every citizen gets a fair share of the pie when "progressives" are incapable of contenting themselves with a fair share of an hour and a half?
Shortly thereafter I was invited to attend the burial of a man I hardly knew. I felt obligated to go, if for no other reason than that hardly anyone else had seemed to know him either. For many years he had been unemployed, mentally disabled, and institutionalized. As he was a veteran, his widow had requested a color guard. They showed up in full dress, played taps, and with a demeanor that would have suited the funeral of a president, folded and presented the flag to his blind wife. No first lady was ever approached with greater deference. If this was all show, it was a pretty edifying show.
I went away from both events, the rally and the burial, recalling George Orwell's essay "My Country Right or Left" (1940), in which he spoke of "the possibility of building a Socialist on the bones of a Blimp, the power of one kind of loyalty to transmute itself into another, the spiritual need for patriotism and the military virtues, for which, however little the boiled rabbits of the Left may like them, no substitute has yet been found." Lots of standout phrases there, but the two that were standing out most for me, aside from the irresistible "boiled rabbits," were "military virtues" and "need."
It would seem, in the aftermath of the Democratic convention, that the boiled rabbits have at last learned to love the virtues. The fierce Republicans, of course, have never stopped loving them. It would seem, for the duration of this election at least, that we are all "in the army now," or on the Swift boat as the case may be.
It would seembut it is nothing so much as unseemly, and to such an extent that the only word that serves better is unsoldierly. If there is any conclusion to be drawn from the pose and counterpose of more-military-than-thou and not-so-military-as-you-claim, it is that the very idea of military is as dead to the public imagination as the idea of socialism. Whenever something becomes extinct, we revive it as kitsch. In that sense, the Democratic nominee for president had to be a vet with a Purple Heart for much the same reason as Barney needed to be a dinosaur with a purple hide. A black bear or some other creature off the endangered list would simply not do.
The soldier is now as remote from middle-class experience as was the missionary of the 19th century. He or she is someone we revere, of course, someone we assume is saving souls somewhere, and someone we suspect, though we'd never say it out loud, is not very bright. Even the words "Support our troops," and especially the pronoun, seem vague and abstract, as if a Nebraskan wheat farmer were to speak fulsomely of "our lobstermen at sea." God bless our lads out in those little boats. Our lads, perhaps, but hardly our daughters and sons. They live elsewhere.
I don't believe in blue states and red states, but I believe very muchbecause seeing is believing, and I see it every dayin the sharp distinction between the kinds of neighborhoods that hang bedsheets scrawled with soldiers' names out the windows and neighborhoods where, for aesthetic reasons, one is not even supposed to hang bedsheets on a clothesline. Recruiters tend not to waste much time visiting the latter.