One of the best results of a bad movie such as Alexander is the viscously clever and funny Village Voice review that follows....to appreciate Michael Atkinson's review, one must see the movie. To wit, the outfits of the Macedonian warriors are "better suited on a Bon Jovi album cover"....Colin Farrelll's Alexander , with his dyed blonde hair and "brooding roots" make him better suited as a " Vanity fair hairdresser ablaze with purpose during a high presser kirstin durnst photo shoot." After a particularly difficult battle scene, aAlexander and his gay lover Hephaistion find themselves "lounging around in silk robes with chaliced cocktails like a married couple at the Pines. ". More wicked humor referencing Gore Vidal, Monty Python...and we haven't yet mentioned Val Kilmer as King Philip or Angeline Jolie as Queen Olympias..this is a review not to be missed!