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Jingle bling: Brooching the subject at Catbird
photo: Staci Schwartz
Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, I made you out of plush: Shopping at the Jewish Museum
photo: Shiho Fukada
Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, I made you out of plush: Shopping at the Jewish Museum



Augusten Burroughs, author of Magical Thinking, Running With Scissors, Dry, and Sellevision

"I'd like to get Haven Kimmel—she's the author of A Girl Named Zippy (St. Mark's Bookshop, 31 Third Avenue, 212-260-7853), it's a really funny book—one of those three-inch-high monkeys. I think you can order them from pets4you.com, they ship exotic pets. It could sit on her computer and she could train it to punch in extensions on her phone, or when she drops her fork when she's eating her little tuna salad, it could pick it up for her. I should get Dennis, my partner, 22 cases of Blenheim Hot Ginger Ale (Kitchen/Market, 218 Eighth Avenue, 212-243-4433, or bevnet.com), and I could drink it all myself. And Dan Peres (editor in chief of Details magazine)—what would a little 20-year-old metrosexual guy want? Maybe one of those mid-thigh-length, animal-pelt, caveman-like muumuus (26th Street Flea Market, at Sixth Avenue)? I think he would get into that, because it would be rugged but stylish, and you could get into any club in town wearing that." INTERVIEWED BY KEN SWITZER


Robert Thurman, head of Tibet House

Robert Thurman, arguably the city's most prominent Buddhist, has a secular and common approach to the holidays. "We celebrate Christmas because of the children, and now the grandchildren," says Thurman chuckling. "We even have a Christmas tree, though we also like the solstice day a great deal," he notes: two pagan traditions at once. Buddhists need not feel left out. "Some Zen traditions observe the Buddha's enlightenment day in early December," Thurman points out.

Thurman the granddad isn't opposed to the annual celebrations of materialism. "Giving presents is a nice tradition," he says. "But so many toys are made in China, and it's difficult to find toys that weren't made under terrible slave-labor conditions, and we try and avoid that."

He might appreciate the selection at Dinosaur Hill (306 East 9th Street, 212-473-5850), a shop that specializes in toys and crafts from the world over, most produced under fair-trade and humane labor conditions. The store favorite for this season is a board game called Cogno ($30); a combination of outer-space fantasy and real science facts, it's for ages seven and up but was a hit with all the adults who run the shop. INTERVIEWED BY RUMAAN ALAM


Gawker Stalker: Literally

In this edition: Jessica Coen, editor, gawker.com

She's smaller than I'd expected. But aren't they all? I was picking up my weekly fill of ADD(PD) meds (Adderall, Demerol, Doughnut Plant Doughnuts) on Grand Street (Rite Aid, 408 Grand Street, 212-529-7115; Doughnut Plant, 379 Grand Street, 212-505-3700) and who should I see? Jessica Coen. Wow! Thinking I'd give her a taste of her own medicine (hey, I'm not sharing mine!), I followed at a close clip. She lingered by the Drakkar Noir, sniffing, sighing. She settled on the 3.4 oz. ($44.99). Wow. I heard she was single. Is she shopping for a fella?! Is he 13 years old? She grabbed a pack of Maxell CD-Rs ($9.99), then, I swear, she skipped down the aisle to the endcap pyramid of Whitman's Samplers ($8.49). She studied the ingredients before texting a friend, "Do u think Pau Fro + CW r allergic to nuts? Not sure I want him to share n.e.way." (Yes, I was close enough to read it. And, she has a fancy-schmancy cell with a huge screen. Gizmodo swag, I'd bet.) So she paid for the goods. I think. Then she exited, grinning. Gosh, the girl likes to skip. My "snack" starting to settle, I felt compelled to follow. She ran to what I can assume is her (first-floor) hovel. Girlfriend has gauzy girly window coverings. (The better to stalk you with, my dear.) She plopped down on her bed, and I swear, she cackled with glee. She clutched something to her chest, tightly, and when she put it down I noticed it was a lovely little collage. I squinted to see the clippings, and it appears that she has a big fat crush on Richard Johnson. (This must be his Christmas gift.) Hundreds of cutouts of his fetchingly-feathered comb-over overlapping hearts and lips and sixes, oh my! She folded it carefully and slipped it into one of the CD cases. She loaded the disk, fired up iTunes, opened a playlist that I could swear said "Gossip Girl Hearts Gossip Guy: The Mix." At the end of Missy Elliott's "Gossip Folks" she carefully placed the collaged collection into a box with her other shopping spoils. She tied a big red bow and swooned, and sighed. INTERVIEWED BY JENNIFER SNOW


Eugene Hutz, Gogol Bordello frontman

Fuck diamonds. Gogol Bordello frontman Eugene Hutz has always preferred handmade gifts to store-bought ones. "When I was 14 I brought a gigantic truck tire covered in flowers to the house of a girl at midnight. Her mother opened [the door] and I just wheeled it in. When I finally got it to the living room, all her family woke up. Some were really upset, some thought it was phenomenal; nobody knew what to do. She ran in shame." The band's "Gypsy-Jew culture" celebrates "nearly anything musical and creative on a daily basis. We do it by using a method of party that combines music, alcohol, and sex." For gift emergencies, Hutz relies on La Sirena (27 East 3rd Street, 212-780-9113) for "unique, psychedelic-looking" Mexican wood carvings ($10 to $150). Alebrijes—small fantastical animals with detachable tails, antlers, or legs—are popular. A fish-like green cat with red ears and a removable raccoon tail was handmade in Oaxaca and is better than a truck tire any day. INTERVIEWED BY NINA LALLI


Paul Scheer, comedian, performs regularly at the UCB Theatre. He can be seen weekly on VH1's Best Week Ever.

"My ex-roommate Gavin is a nerd (a term he wears with pride). Since I've moved out, though, he's become more and more like a skinny Jabba the Hutt, perched on his Cheetos-stained futon, listening to the newly remastered Star Wars score on CD while simultaneously playing his friends (Canadian middle-school students) in Star Wars Battlefront on Xbox Live. As you can imagine, his apartment lacks a certain element of style (unless you count the old Chinese-food containers as art, which most people don't). So this Christmas I'm going to help transform his place with a life-size Han Solo in Carbonite Wall Piece ($2,999, brianstoys.com). He might still be a nerd, but at least now his studio will look slightly more like Jabba's palace. And remember, Jabba had dancing girls. Maybe he can swing that eventually. I can only take the first step." INTERVIEWED BY JENNIFER SNOW

If you're one of those lucky New York boys who's hooked up with some sexy rocker chick with big, dangly earrings and a swivel in her hips, show her you really care (and yes, gentlemen: Episcopalian or Zoroastrian, she's expecting to clean up) by shopping at Williamsburg's Catbird. It's almost impossible to go wrong here: There's a selection of tote bags ($20 to $50) for her knitting and tattered copy of The Female Eunuch. Even hardass chicks dig jewelry, and you can score points by pretending the faux-vintage brooches ($9 to $39) were some flea market find. Sure, it's the thought that counts, but if you put some real thought into it, you won't find yourself having to trot out that old saw in your defense. ALAM

Catbird, 390 Metropolitan Avenue, Brooklyn, 718.388.7688


If your sister-in-law constantly drops passé culinary references—mâche, sea urchin, molten-chocolate cake—validate her (you're related now) and one-up her (but not by blood) with a really, well, foodie gift. A Cook's Companion carries useful, unboring kitchen items, and the selection is not too huge to contemplate. Great gifts range in price and heft from the crowd-pleasing Le Creuset grill pan ($39.95) and serious baker's silicone rolling pin ($39.95) to stocking stuffers like a micro-plane for superior zesting ($12.95). Perhaps the most original is the Salt Pig ($15.95), a snout-shaped ceramic vessel just the right size for grabbing a handful of sea salt to sprinkle over her goat cheese-artichoke terrine. LALLI

A Cook's Companion, 197 Atlantic Avenue, Brooklyn, 718.852.6901


Half of all marriages end in divorce, so there's a good chance that your present is going to end up hurled across the room in a moment of passion. For your volatile married friends, stop by Cobble Hill's Motif 56, which boasts a selection of beautiful, inexpensive glassware. There's a graceful arc vase that teeters on a tabletop ($39) like the macaroni for which it's named, and a hollow cube with a test-tube-like insert, perfect for showstopping bloom ($14). There is also a large vase ($65) and a candelabra ($39), both wrought of glass that's thin and tinkles whenever it's touched. It probably sounds great when it's smashed against the wall in a fit of rage. ALAM

Motif 56, 262 Court Street, Brooklyn,718.797.5083


It never fails: Your Trekkie cousin shows up for dinner unannounced, or you draw the name of the most boring outcast in the office pool. At Bodum the specialty is coffee, but they do tea too, and can you imagine a more inoffensive present? Their signature Bistro Nouveau teapot ($20) has a central, perforated well, so you can spoon in some loose tea. If you're feeling generous, the cups ($18 for 6) complement the teapot nicely, and the whole package says,"I care," even if, well, you don't. ALAM

Bodum, 413-415 West 14th Street, 212.367.9125


Modeled after Japan's 100-yen shops, Samurai stocks useful cool sundries—most cost between 99 cents and $1.99. (The priciest, a zaisu, is a backed cushion ideal for video-gaming and enjoying anime, $16.99.) Plaid totes ($1.49) make good gift bags. Lacquered chopsticks come decorated with flowers, gingham, and other cuteness ($1.29 each, get ones with grooved bamboo tips). Sake (sah-keh, not sah-kee) cups, chopstick rests, and teacups are similarly inexpensive. You can also give toiletries and a short plastic stool (the Japanese shower sitting down). Worth perusal, this modern five-and-dime's inventory includes plastic dumbbells to be filled with water, Maneki Neko figurines (the lucky "beckoning cat," which can also be found adorning bamboo ear picks), Pokemon magnets, the requisite Hello Kitty and Miffy items, and obviously, much more. KIM

Samurai, 31-08 Steinway Street, Astoria, Queens, 718.278.1433; 107-50 Queens Boulevard, Forest Hills, Queens, 718.261.1515; 136 Roosevelt Avenue, Flushing, Queens, 718.321.1283


Closer than Bed Bath & Beyond and more convenient than Ikea, Target dazzles newly transplanted Brooklynites with its glorious hodgepodge of accent pillows, bulk food, and sturdy cotton baby tees, among other suburban amenities. Don't let the two-floor mall complex overwhelm you: Housewarming presents abound. Target has the Slope's demographics satisfied: Its surplus of new moms will be relieved to find an affordable Spider-Man cornice ($12.99), the mere dog owners will scramble for the Dog Bowl Dinnerware Set ($19.99), and hipsters can save for fashionable iPod Minis ($249.99) and eye Nativity Glitterdomes ($34.99), among other ironic religious kitsch. COLE

Target, 139 Flatbush Ave, Brooklyn, 718.290.1109, target.com

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