Erection Selection

Judging potential porn stars is hard, especially when their dicks aren't

We met bartenders, cabdrivers, former stockbrokers, and a hot rocker guy with a big Delaware belt buckle and the best-looking cock of the bunch. We saw a former competitive gymnast and a New York Golden Gloves boxing champ. But it ultimately became a blur of mostly flaccid cocks and earnest guys struggling to get them up. Worse than their performance anxiety (which I sympathize with) was that too many were just plain dull. I'd like to think I'm not the only girl in the world who wants some personality to go with a penis.

My favorite couple was a perky, petite, uninhibited blonde with beautiful natural breasts and a cute ass, and her boyfriend, a thick, muscular, tall guy who looked twice her size. She called the shots, telling him what to do and how to do it. It's that kind of take-charge attitude coupled with her comfort with her sexuality that could serve her well in the adult industry. They're headed to Jamaica, and while I guarantee they will go all the way, I hope they win too.

Sex Idols: Tristan and Carmen Luvana
credit: Brian Gross
Sex Idols: Tristan and Carmen Luvana

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