Britesmile for Bungholes

I support people modifying their bodies in whatever ways they wish in order to feel better about themselves, but I'm wary of putting chemicals into the hands of folks, especially women, who have body confidence issues that bleach cannot fix. Coming to terms with your negative feelings about your butt and learning to accept and love your body as it is could be a lot less expensive and uncomfortable. In the end, that seems like a rosier option. But who I am to judge? If it's not dangerous and it gets you more dates or more videos (for adult performers), then it may be no different than coloring your hair or getting dental veneers. This I know for sure: The pinkest, happiest buttholes I've ever seen are those that have been stroked, licked, and fucked till they couldn't help but blush with contentment (lots of blood rushing to the area helped too). And each one looked perfect to me.

photo: Tristan Taormino

Is there one perfect shade of ass?

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