By Jared Chausow
By Katie Toth
By Elizabeth Flock
By Albert Samaha
By Anna Merlan
By Jon Campbell
By Jon Campbell
By Albert Samaha
TAURUS (April 20May 20): Astronomers have recently discovered four objects beyond the orbit of Pluto that might be considered planets. Only one, Sedna, has a formal name thus far. While awaiting their official designation from the International Astronomical Union, the others are being referred to as Santa, Easter Bunny, and Xena (as in TV's Warrior Princess). These three are in cahoots with the sign of the Bull right now, meaning that you might have maximum success if you blend the qualities inherent in their archetypes. So be fiercely generous, Taurus. Unleash your instinctual fertility. Fight hard for abundance. Celebrate strong versions of the feminine. Draw inspiration from playful myths. Costume suggestions: Ninja Santa, Xena Claus, Samurai Easter Bunny.
GEMINI (May 21June 20): In Greek mythology, Achilles was a great warrior who, through magic, became almost completely impervious to injury. When he was a baby, his mother dipped him upside-down into the River Styx, making him superhuman except in the one part of his body that did not get immersed: his heel. To this day, the term "Achilles heel" refers to a person's unique vulnerability. Pay special attention to your Achilles heel in the coming weeks. Take vigorous measures to heal, protect, and strengthen it. Costume suggestions: Achilles wearing armored boots or Athena shod with platform shoes that resemble small army tanks.
CANCER (June 21July 22): According to an old Tibetan saying, "It is better to live one year in the life of a tiger than 100 years in the life of a sheep." I'm not saying you're a sheep, but I do believe you haven't allowed yourself to enjoy enough experiences as a tiger. It's a perfect astrological time to make up for lost time. May I suggest that you turn into the human equivalent of a big, fast, wild feline? Costume recommendations: tiger, panther, leopard, lion.
LEO (July 23Aug. 22): The old days and ways are still subtly influencing every move you make, for better and for worse. I urge you to revisit the life you left behind and try to recall the language you used to speak. Find out if there's unfinished business that's preventing you from claiming the freedom you need in order to pursue a future dream. Costume suggestions: a time traveler, a ghostbuster, an Indiana Joneslike adventurer in quest of ancient treasure.
VIRGO (Aug. 23Sept. 22): "There are nine different words in Maya for the color blue, but just three Spanish translations," wrote Earl Shorris in Harper's, "leaving six butterflies that can be seen only by the Maya." This has two important implications that you should take to heart in the coming weeks. First, the words you use can actually shape your perceptions. Second, as your vocabulary expands, you become aware of aspects of reality that have been hidden from you, and you develop a greater capacity to distinguish between experiences that are superficially alike. Costume suggestion: a butterfly colored nine different shades of blue.
LIBRA (Sept. 23Oct. 22): Though Americans compose five percent of the world's population, they use one-third of its resources and generate half of its hazardous waste. Canadians and Australians are less extravagant, but not so much that they can brag. Profligacy on this scale is not only terrible for the planet and our descendants, but also bad for the perpetrators. Your first assignment this week is to identify ways in which you participate in this excess. Your second assignment is to analyze how it might be damaging to your mental and physical health. Your third task: Do something about it! You now have an unusually high potential for drawing deep satisfaction from simple, inexpensive pleasures. Costume suggestions: monk, nun, garbage collector, Greenpeace activist.
SCORPIO (Oct. 23Nov. 21): I was sitting in the dingy restaurant of a bus station in Washington, D.C. A burned-out speed freak at the next table looked at me with a lunatic smile and said, "I'm king of the universe. I don't know what the hell I'm doing in a place like this." The dude was obviously not a Scorpio, because you Scorpios rarely suffer from delusions about your own excellence. You may imagine you're worse than you really are, but not the reverse. According to my reading of the astrological omens, then, your growing confidence in your own capacities is almost certainly based on objective truth. Costume suggestion: king or queen of the universe.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22Dec. 21): Every one of us has a monstrous sidea part of the psyche that snarls and bites, that is motivated by ill will and twisted passions. The good news is that you're in a phase when you have exceptional power to soothe and pacify the beast within you. Your first step should be to get it to express its vigor in a safe setting where it can't hurt anyone, not even you. That's why I suggest you encourage it to dance. Put on music it likes, give it a wide berth, and let it flail and careen until it has vented its aggression. Costume suggestion: your inner monster.