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Eddytor's Dozen

Chuck Eddy

Tuesday, November 1st 2005

From Jenni Rivera's liner notes; emphases and ellipses in original: " . . . to my JACKIE (my Diva in Training) . . . my most rebellious SOLDIER . . . your spirit enlightens my life . . . and your ultimate desire to see your SPERM DONOR just one more time kills me and burns like fire in my heart . . . I PROMISE to make your dream come true no matter what the asshole did. . . . " Then, later (to "MICHAEL"): " . . . you have my LOOKS and my BALLS anyway . . . we don't need him . . . ! So since I am the one running the show here . . . the one that puts the food on the table for you and the other little soldiers . . . (Jenicka and Johnny) . . . the question is . . . Who's yo motha fu**in DADDY??? . . . ME . . . THAT'S WHO!!!"

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