Home for the Holidays

'Tis the Season for Sneaking Around at Mom and Dad's

Outside your home turf, you never know what might happen. "Carmen" spent one Christmas with her boyfriend, only to have his bisexual sister-in-law try to get it on with her. "She even suggested a sexual tryst involving us where my guy and his brother could watch!" Even if you're fed up with his or her family, don't let that stop you two from getting busy—sex may help relieve the tension. My friend "Dan" was a little miffed when his girlfriend's family pretty much ignored him, even after four years together, but that didn't stop him from sneaking off to the shower with her for some of the best sex of his life.

For a few days, you can probably tolerate anything, so if you decide to go the no-sex route, even though everyone knows you're normally going at it like rabbits, just think: Once you get back, you'll appreciate your freedom all the more. And with that, I wish you a very happy and sexy holiday season, whether home with the folks or in your own place, where you're free to let your neighbors hear every moan.

Elise Nersesian and Dan Allen
photo: Philip Stark
Elise Nersesian and Dan Allen


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