'Another Gay Movie'

A blow-by-blow remake of American Pie, albeit with more gerbil sex play, Another Gay Movie follows four strapping guys from San Torum High School trying to lose their (anal) cherry. Boasting a Scary Movie rate of scatalogical jokes-per-minute, it fails to match that franchise's low yield of guffaws. Even with shit, timing is everything, and AGM jumps from emission to emission with exhausting alacrity. Offering some respite is Scott Thompson in the Eugene Levy role. As with its hetero template, the gags slow down for sentiment, and the likable cast is allowed a few moments sans fluids. Jonah Blechman proves especially game as the Hollywood-obsessed queen with a killer Paul Lynde impression, but soon he's interrupted by someone getting poked in the eye with a cock.