By Chaz Kangas
By Katherine Turman
By Phillip Mlynar
By Harley Oliver Brown
By Abdullah "T Kid" Saeed
By Matt Caputo
By Devon Maloney
By Chris Chafin
(This Song Will Change Your Life)
The simultaneous excellence and unintentional comedy of the Killers' "When You Were Young."
You've lived a full, passionate life if you ever want anything or anyone as badly as this song wants to be "Born to Run."
(Ill-advised Venue Quirk)
The ridiculously overzealous smoke machine at Brooklyn's Studio B.
It's a nightclub, not a Midwestern haunted house.
Convincing a co-worker to demonstrate the "Chicken Noodle Soup" dance in the middle of the newsroom.
A full day's work where we come from.
(Transcendent Concert Experience)
The wayward chump at Jamie Lidell's Irving Plaza show who approached two dancing ladies, jerked spastically alongside them to their obvious dismay for 10 minutes or so, suavely handed them a business card, and ran away.
Unless you're a pepper-spray salesman I'm afraid you're out of luck.
Naming your fantasy football team after a Kate Bush song.
Let's go, Them Heavy People.