By Abdullah "T Kid" Saeed
By Matt Caputo
By Devon Maloney
By Chris Chafin
By Village Voice
By Katie Moulton
By Hilary Hughes
By Gili Malinsky
ABRUPT ALT-ROCK RESURGENCE
The online contest to pick a line of Optimus Prime's dialogue in the new Transformers movie. Don't suppose "Yeah you don't like me 'cause your bitch most likely does" has any chance.
THIS SONG WILL CHANGE YOUR LIFE
Incidentally, we're all OK with the fact that that song is "Rumpshaker" with better product placement, right? Just checking.
The arduous, never ending quest for a decent "Rumpshaker" ringtone. I will seriously pay you $20.
ALBUM OF THE YEAR THIS WEEK
The frigid, unstoppable brilliance of Junior Boys' So This Is Goodbye. "In the Morning" is the jam.
That song on the new Robyn Hitchcock record where he yells "Fuck me baby I'm a trolley bus!" over and over. Guaranteed to assist at least one Magnet subscriber in achieving orgasm.