Oh My Goth!

Born Under the Sign of Satyrn

imageSYNOPSIS: Courtney once sang "What was she for Halloween?/The ugliest girl you've ever seen..." Maybe this year we'll go as that, since we heart Miss Love. So far our best one yet as in 1999, when your Uncle LD went as would-be presidential assassin Sam Byck, Yoo-hoo bottle (filled with scotch) and all. We didn't get much candy, but we sure got loaded. And eventually we got home safe. Alone, of course. Because who wants to bunk down with some fat, hairy drunk in a bedraggled red polyester velour Santa suit? Oh, forget we asked!

What with that new four-CD Rhino goth box out (note to self: Why isn't there one on our desk?), we thought we'd share a bit of the old creepy good fun that they left out... stuff other than that by not-really-goth bands like Joy Division or Flesh for Lulu or Gene Courtneys Jezabel, and songs more interesting than those by semi- and demi-goths like Cure and their ilk, or the utterly obvious choices (and you already know who these guys are if you're over 30 and/or care at all about this kinda stuff at all). Excellent for beginners, but probably redundant for everyone else. Bitch Bitch Bitch...

We could go on screaming, but why bother—we have dolls to decapitate and hair to dye. And being the pedant that your Uncle LD sure is, we thought a little protogoth tunage would be amusingly a propos, so here goes: Dress your sweet self in noir (preferably something period and velvet or brocade, about which more later) and think about how special and alone and haunted and alone and sexy and pale and alone and doomed and alone and beautiful you are...

NEXT WEEK: Oh My Goth! The Second Coming with special guest Jon DeRosa.

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HB13 PLAYLIST

Intro: "Bela Lugosi is Dead" by Bauhaus, from PRESS EJECT AND GIVE ME THE TAPE (Beggars UK, 1982) So we couldn't resist teasing you, dear listener, with a little bit of this live version of the song that arguably started it all... Actually, we prefer this to the slightly tame, hard to find studio version; also, this take was used in THE HUNGER which of course is godlike in its stylish 80s portrayal of lust, greed for power, supernatural ambisexual panic (justifiable in this case) and technophobia—all of which are major tropes of gothitude, along with torture, vampirism and general horror, suicide and murder, despair, blasphemy, and and and...

"Buried Dreams" by Clock DVA, from BURIED DREAMS (Wax Trax! Records, 1989) This band always tended more towards industrial than goth, though the disturbingly atmospheric BURIED DREAMS is more truly sinister, creepy, and sexy than their other records, which were mostly about urban anomie and such. This song's about a really sick queen and her dastardly deeds involving virgins, blood, etc.

"Shining Road" by Cranes, from EP COLLECTION (Dedicated, 1997) Sinister little-girl voices and girlie imagery are very much a part of gothdom. Most people hated Alison's voice, which was very very disturbing indeed at times. But since we love Altered Images so much (we wanted to include their "Dead Pop Stars" in the set, but couldn't find the CD), it was never a problem for us. And who doesn't love grinding strings, distorted guitars, and enough reverb to sink a phantom ship? Oh, forget we asked.

"Dreary, Dreary" by the Gothic Archies, from THE TRAGIC TREASURY: SONGS FROM A SERIES OF UNFORTUNATE EVENTS (Nonesuch, 2006) We present friend Stephin crooning about a girl in brocade, who is gone gone gone, never to play croquet again. What a terrific album this is—and definitely a new fave, right up there with TMF's blissful HOLIDAY album. And of course Daniel's/Lemony's books are so so so fab. Read 'em and weep. And giggle. And learn.

"Inquisition" by Skinny Puppy, from SKINNY PUPPY: THE SINGLES COLLECT (Nettwork, 1999) Not-really-goth band Joy Division performed a couple early gigs as Stiff Kitten. Not-at all-goth guy Sufjan Stevens has a label called Asthmatic Kitty. REM sang about a two-headed cow. And there was that grunge record cover that featured a three-legged doggie... Should we call the ASPCA on the lot of them? Nah, then we'd miss all the fun.

"Religious As Hell" by March Violets, from GOTH BOX (Cleopatra, 1996) He was bearded and cute in a cartoonishly nasty trucker way, she was a space alien: fun for the whole family! This mildy naughty song was some fun to play loud in the car on Sunday afternoons, a harmless bit of Baptist-baiting way down south in Dixie where we lived when this was first released.

"Wreck on the Highway" by the Louvin Brothers, from WHEN I STOP DREAMING (Razor & Tie, 1995) Goth hadn't been invented yet, but these true believers (one of whom was a big, mean drunk) had a string of hits about death, torture, grievous sin, and damnation in the 1940s and 50s. How wonderful of these brothers, along with Hank Williams and other deeply troubled souls, to keep sex and death in the gutter—and the pop charts—where they belong! Look for the Louv's phantastic concept album SATAN IS REAL and maybe you can join us someday in a little sing-along of "Satan's Jeweled Crown." This song really also prefigures John Foxx's "Burning Car" and the Normal's Ballardian "Warm Leatherette by a few decades, too.

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