By Chaz Kangas
By Katherine Turman
By Phillip Mlynar
By Harley Oliver Brown
By Abdullah "T Kid" Saeed
By Matt Caputo
By Devon Maloney
By Chris Chafin
ERRANT BODY LANGUAGE
John Cougar Mellencamp's habit of lifting his acoustic guitar over his head mid-strum to indicate enthusiasm and virility.Not working.
THIS SONG WILL CHANGE YOUR LIFE
Incidentally, if we hear that terrible "Our Country" song/commercial once more we're moving to North Korea. It's enough to scare you off televised sports forever.
Another lousy-ass flop of a Janet Jackson record.
Go back and listen to the nigh-unstoppable Control (1986) for context on what a fucking travesty this is.
The Killers deign to insult puppies, apple pie, premarital sex, the Constitution, and their own mothers in desperate plea for attention.
Eating a $20 plate of fried chicken at S.O.B.'s while watching a heartbreaking documentary about the plight of the quite literally named Sierra Leone Refugee All-Stars.
You get to feeling like they named the venue just for you.