By Chaz Kangas
By Katherine Turman
By Phillip Mlynar
By Harley Oliver Brown
By Abdullah "T Kid" Saeed
By Matt Caputo
By Devon Maloney
By Chris Chafin
Fried Coke? Dude.
The gleefully savage reviews doled out to Twyla Tharp'sThe Times They Are A-Changin'.
Shoulda used more trampolines.
The realization that 85 percent of the bands we all drooled over at CMJ will probably be playing here within two weeks under normal circumstances.
At least our badges looked pretty.
VIDEO VANGUARD AWARD
J-Shin's perhaps slightly too self-aware clip for "Send Me an E-Mail."
Actual rap lyrics: "This is nothing to LOL about." Also, nice acting job, T-Pain.
ALBUM OF THE YEAR THIS WEEK
Describing the duration of your morning commute by saying, "It's about the length of a song on the new Joanna Newsom record."
Maybe a song and a half if you're taking the R.
Stylusmagazine.com's apparently straight-faced suggestion that there are 10 better live albums than Stop Making Sense.
Turning down Meat Loaf tickets because you already agreed to go see the Shins.
You motherfuckers better actually change my life.