By Steve Weinstein
By Bryan Bierman
By Lindsey Rhoades
By Chaz Kangas
By Ben Westhoff and Sarah Purkrabek
By Jena Ardell
By Jesse Sendejas Jr.
By Katherine Turman
Trying to decide which is worse: Sarah Assbring's real name or her artistic alias, El Perro Del Mar. "You changed your name toLatrine?" "IT USED TO BE SHITHOUSE!!"
The remarkable similarity between many male presenters and performers at the Country Music Awards to David Bowie. That's a nicer way to put it than " 'The Only Thing That Looks Good on Me Is You'era Bryan Adams."
The utterly essential two-disc deluxe edition of Def Leppard'sHysteria. Like a strip club in portable form.
Relationship-Destroying Video Game
Oh shit,Guitar Hero II is out.Gonna be bedridden with pneumonia for, oh, about the next three weeks.
Giant thought bubbles inNew York Daily News front-page headlines. An encouraging trend, along with the political events they portray.
Firing up the ol' Schadenfreude Machine for the sure-to-be-sub-Antarctic public reception to the Microsoft Zune MP3 player and its revoltingly wack-ass DRM restrictions.After you play a track five times the whole player blows up.