By Bob Ruggiero
By Hilary Hughes
By Peter Gerstenzang
By David R. Adler
By Devon Maloney
By Brian McManus
By Jessica Hopper
By Harley Oliver Brown
Receiving a package with nine copies of the new Primitive Radio Gods record.
Aw, man, musta gotten trashed and surfed cdbaby.com again.
Being referred to as "that weenie" in jovial online discourse.
Weeping openly upon revisiting the devastating majesty of A Charlie Brown Christmas.