By Matt Caputo
By Devon Maloney
By Chris Chafin
By Village Voice
By Katie Moulton
By Hilary Hughes
By Gili Malinsky
By Bob Ruggiero
Receiving a package with nine copies of the new Primitive Radio Gods record.
Aw, man, musta gotten trashed and surfed cdbaby.com again.
Being referred to as "that weenie" in jovial online discourse.
Weeping openly upon revisiting the devastating majesty of A Charlie Brown Christmas.