By Chaz Kangas
By Katherine Turman
By Phillip Mlynar
By Harley Oliver Brown
By Abdullah "T Kid" Saeed
By Matt Caputo
By Devon Maloney
By Chris Chafin
Receiving a package with nine copies of the new Primitive Radio Gods record.
Aw, man, musta gotten trashed and surfed cdbaby.com again.
Being referred to as "that weenie" in jovial online discourse.
Weeping openly upon revisiting the devastating majesty of A Charlie Brown Christmas.