SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22–Dec. 21): Happy Holy Daze, Sagittarius! My gift for you is the following oracle: A breakthrough you were blessed with in 1995 will be coming back around in 2007. How? Three possible ways: (1) You'll be inspired to make changes to whatever sprang from that original breakthrough 12 years ago. (2) You'll be visited by a new version of that breakthrough, in a higher octave this time. (3) You'll attempt a quantum leap that resembles the original, but happens in a different area of your life.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22–Jan. 19): Happy Holy Daze, Capricorn! I've been meditating on the perfect holiday gift for you. What symbolic offering might inspire you to be in closest alignment with the cosmic currents in 2007? I've decided on Ed Anger's book Let's Pave the Stupid Rainforests & Give School Teachers Stun Guns. Not because I agree with his assertions, but simply because his outrageousness might push you to dream up wild solutions to your same old boring dilemmas; his rowdy spirit may fuel your own rebellious flights of imagination that will inspire you to fight back against the numbing insanity of the loony bin known as "reality."

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20—Feb. 18):You should and could be the zodiac's premier networker in 2007. The connections you foster and the deals you broker can save the world—or at least your local segment of the world. In order to pull it all off with maximum effectiveness, you should also be the zodiac's premier fun-maker. Throw parties, tell jokes, and constantly invite people to play harder and take themselves less seriously. What can you do to prepare for this destiny? Start by getting yourself holiday gifts that will help you fulfill your assignments. How about installing a backyard water park, for instance? (Neiman Marcus offers such a thing in its Christmas catalog.) Or some comedy lessons from a person like the humor coach in the film Borat? Happy Holy Daze, Aquarius!



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PISCES (Feb. 19—March 20): Happy Holy Daze, Pisces! I've been meditating on the perfect holiday gift for you. What symbolic item might stimulate you to take maximum advantage of the cosmic currents in 2007? I've decided on a ladder. This power object will signify two important themes for you: (1) your potential to climb to a higher level of excellence and clout, giving you a more expansive view of your surroundings, and (2) the need to make this ascent carefully and deliberately (not quickly and sloppily), with the aid of simple tools (not with the metaphorical equivalent of an elevator), and with trustworthy assistance (for example, with someone to hold the ladder steady).

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