By Abdullah "T Kid" Saeed
By Matt Caputo
By Devon Maloney
By Chris Chafin
By Village Voice
By Katie Moulton
By Hilary Hughes
By Gili Malinsky
People who seem genuinely shocked and offended that theI'm With Rolling Stone interns are doing interesting and fun and telegenic things, as opposed to normal intern drudgery.
For painstakingly accurate reality programming, we kindly direct you to C-SPAN.
TheOnion headline "Area Man Takes Metallica Audio Tour of Art Museum."
Transcendent Concert Experience
The not even remotely amused bouncer forced to stand onstage during Matt & Kim's giddy synth-punk show at Studio B last Saturday night to weed out crowd surfers.
Never in his life did he have a lower opinion of white people.
Severe Guilt Trips
Almost nodding off while Patti Smith reads poetry.
Oh, geez, this will have a positive effect on neither our cred nor our karma.