By Bob Ruggiero
By Hilary Hughes
By Peter Gerstenzang
By David R. Adler
By Devon Maloney
By Brian McManus
By Jessica Hopper
By Harley Oliver Brown
Hey, thanks for your detailed Coachella reports, everybody.
God dammit, I wasn't there, so who gives a crap, garrrrhrhrhhhh.
WOEFUL COVER VERSIONS, LEGACY EDITION
Chipotle still bombarding people in line with Smash Mouth's cover of Steely Dan's "Do It Again."
How about you assholes stay away from my dad's record collection.
HELPFUL LINER NOTES
Avril Lavigne providing all the lyrics toThe Best Damn Thing.
Yeah, parts of "Girlfriend" were really hard to follow.
ALBUM OF THE YEAR THIS WEEK
Incidentally, The Best Damn Thing is fuckin' sweet.
Even the song about dragons.
Michelle Malkin writes out the choruses of popular rap songs to underscore their unsavory nature.
Thanks, Michelle, for confirming that Young Jeezy's "Go Getta" goes, "You Damn Right Ima Go Getta (Ey) Go Getta (Ey) Go Getta (Yea)." That's probably not in the liner notes.