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Let's take a moment here to reminisce with Doug E. Fresh. "How many of y'all remember having a black-and-white TV set?" he inquires of a shockingly massive crowd at Brooklyn's Wingate Field last Monday night; the shockingly massive crowd responds with joyous hoots of affirmation. They remember. Emboldened, Fresh offers a follow-up: "How many of y'all remember having a black-and-white TV set on top of a black-and-white TV set?" The shockingly massive crowd goes joyously apeshit. They remember that, too.
It's great fun, remembering; particularly in enormous, euphoric crowds. Mr. Freshrapper, beatboxer, formative rap iconis jovially presiding over "Old School Night," the first in a series of free Monday-night Wingate fetes that comprise the Martin Luther King Jr. Concert Series, which as the summer progresses will offer up bills touting schools of varying oldnessBoyz II Men, the O'Jays and the Spinners, Lauryn Hill. Sharing the bill with Fresh this evening is famed co-conspirator Slick Rick, along with MC Lyte and, yes, MC Hammer. (More on him in a second, but not too much.)
Naturally, though, the true star tonight is the vibrant crowd itself, stretched from football goalpost to football goalpost, sideline to sideline, having patiently filed through single-file security pat-down lines that stretched nearly entirely around a robust city block, and now blissfully succumbing as Fresh whips 'em into a nostalgic froth. For a while there, he just has his DJ rain down some classics"Brick House," "I'll Take You There," "Flashlight"each allotted about 30 seconds, each triggering its own gleeful wave of recognition and applause. Then he does the TV-on-the-TV routine. Then it's on to food. "How many of y'all remember peanut-butter-and-jelly sandwiches?" (Raucous affirmation.) "How many of y'all still eat peanut-butter-and-jelly sandwiches?" (Yet more raucous affirmation.) Then, a few cereal shout-outs: "Cap'n Crunch! Frosted Flakes!" Just for the hell of it, the DJ drops E.U.'s "Da Butt" in its near-entirety; the crowd dutifully, enthusiastically does Da Butt. Then, a rapid-fire blitz of TV-show themes one might've watched on that black-and-white TV set on top of the black-and-white TV set: Sanford and Son, The Jeffersons, Good Times. Even Cheerseveryone groans as the cheesy piano kicks in, but seconds later everyone's shouting Where every-BODY knows your name! in unison. At this point, Fresh has been onstage for 20 minutes and barely done any rapping, beatboxing, traditional performing.
This tone was setthough much less adeptlyfrom the night's beginning. The crowd files in as Brooklyn Borough President Marty Markowitz, our hilariously erudite master of ceremonies, makes nervous, stalling small talk with the crowd while waiting for MC Hammer to emerge and provide his services as an opening act. "He's just putting on his baggy pants," Markowitz jokes. Let's not dwell on MC Hammer: He's got a dancing entourage of young, high-school age ladiesfairly chaste, as backup dancers goto distract from the fact that he doesn't deign to move much himself. He obligingly serves up every tune you'd possibly remember him for other than the one about the Addams Family. "Pray," check. "2 Legit 2 Quit," check. "Pumps in a Bump," hell, why not. "U Can't Touch This," goddamn right. His voice through the miccoarser and faux-harder than you rememberis usually louder than his voice on the original records the DJ spins. There are huge, awkward pauses between songs. The audience is nearly silent. (The best, most sophisticated crowds never offer up love the performer hasn't earned.) Let's not dwell on MC Hammer.
MC Lyte fares infinitely better, a charismatic spark plug who drops era-updated a cappella interludes ("Like my minutes/I'm quick to roll over") between her late-'80s/early-'90s hits. (All hail "Ruffneck.") Climactically, she offers a new track called "Wonder Years." How appropriate: An hour or so later, after Markowitz has marveled at the evening's entertainment ("MC Lytefantastic!") and thanked both the show's various sponsors and our "Islamic security force," here's Doug E. Fresh, repeatedly evoking them. Fresh's set is a small masterpiece of crowd interaction. He starts us off by holding our hands through a freestyle rap of sortshe starts the line, we fill in the last word. "We live in New . . . York. Muslims don't eat . . . pork. When you drink champagne, you pop the . . . cork. You eat cornflakes with a . . . fork." I have never heard so many people giggle at once.
Just for a minute, let's all do the Pump. Pump, pump, pump. Yeahhhhh.
And only after we've wistfully reminisced about PB&J, "Da Butt," and Sanford and Son does Fresh finally summon Slick Rick to the stage, the eye patch and the pinched/nasal/effortless flow and the sandpaper beat that usually accompanies him still instantly striking as they blow through "The Show" and "La Di Da Di." Rick makes his own bashful nod to the passing of timeon "La Di Da Di," as some seductress old enough to be his mother swoops in for the kill, he wriggles out of it: "I said Cheer up/I gave her a kiss/I said You can't have me/ I'm too young for you, miss!/She says No you're not/Then she starts crying/I said I'm 19!/ She said Stop lyin'!" Except when those last two lines come up, he raises his arms dramatically: " I said I'm 42, y'all!" (Yet more raucous affirmation.)
Fully satisfied, the crowd begins its mass exodus even as Fresh and Rick break into "Children's Story," still the most incongruous mix of somber lyrics and exuberant presentation imaginable. (One cannot somberly beatbox.) Afterward, Fresh still spends 45 minutes or so onstage, actually, but it's essentially an after-party nowhis DJ cycles through reggae hits (everyone, even those filing out, sings along to "Redemption Song"), Fresh brings up his son's hip-hop group, etc. As they pick their way through the shockingly massive crowd, grown menat least 42, y'allappear to be skipping, and a few jump up and swing from the goalposts as they pass, like bright-eyed little kids who know exactly what they'll watch, what they'll watch it on, and what they'll eat while they're watching when they get home. Good times.