CARRIE Stop! I need you to invite someone I don't know! I'm the only one who's coming to Cancer Is Crap alone. Miranda will be with Maria and Brady Hobbs-Brady; Charlotte is plus-eight; you'll have Mr. Millionaire Viagra; and I'll be alone with my notebook. Oh well, I can just spend the night making notes for my next book: The Crisis of the American Health System, or Why All Men Should Be Denied Necessary Surgery by Their Insurers Until They Ask Me for a Date.