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Album Of The Year This Week
Wheat's Every Day I Said a Prayer for Kathy and Made a One Inch Square.
Mumbling, pastoral, gloriously half-assed Americana pop perfect for abrupt temperature drops and people who think A Ghost Is Born is the best Wilco record.
Heated Internet Feuds
Stars frontman Torq Campbell flips out over mediocrePitchfork review,rechristens reviewer "Ryan Numballs," rants angrily on MySpace page.
Totally something Fleetwood Mac would've done.
Stylusmagazine.com's splendid recent torrent of freestyle coverage.
Anything to remind the masses of "Point of No Return."
Unfairly spurned last year, New York City's own William Ocean prevails in the 2007 U.S. Air Guitar Championships.
The key evidently was to do a somersault and then crush two cans of beer with your back.
Voice guru Tom Breihan's face after realizing he missed that Madison Square Garden show where T.I., Kanye West, 50 Cent, Timbaland, Pitbull, Barack Obama, Ol' Dirty Bastard, Batman, and Thomas Pynchon all jumped onstage together.
This too shall pass, Tom.