National Treasure: Book of Secrets
Directed by Jon Turteltaub
Disney, opens December 21
Oscar winner in hideous haircut? Check. Love interest with foreign accent? Yup, that too. Insanely convoluted treasure hunt involving multiple ancient clues to solve historical mystery? You know it. But this aint The Da Vinci Code, folks, and how can we tell? National Treasure: Book of Secrets is actually quite entertaining. Perhaps not so much if you still think of Nicolas Cage as a serious method actor, but if youve learned to enjoy his current incarnation of shticks and ticsbugging out his eyes, smiling creepily at inappropriate moments, and RANDOMLY SHOUTING certain words for NO APPARENT REASONJon Turteltaubs movie is for you. Cages Benjamin Gates is so insanely patriotic that when his ancestor is smeared as a conspirator in the Lincoln assassination, he sets out to prove otherwise by kidnapping the president and striding into the top secret areas of pretty much every major national landmark, which is doubly preposterous when you think about how conspicuous he is with all the yelling and wildly demonstrative hand gestures. If you can put all sense of realism on hold, however, youll be rewarded with a moderately pleasing diversion, featuring Justin Bartha as the amusing wiseass sidekick, and Ed Harris doing a charmingly awful Old South accent. Also Helen Mirrens here, as Cages inexplicably English motherOscars apparently just dont pay the bills.