By Steve Weinstein
By Bryan Bierman
By Lindsey Rhoades
By Chaz Kangas
By Ben Westhoff and Sarah Purkrabek
By Jena Ardell
By Jesse Sendejas Jr.
By Katherine Turman
Mr. President make a little money sending people you don't know to Iraq
Mr. President, I don't like you: You don't know how to rock!
Dick introduces this song, originally released in 2005, by noting that it has utterly failed, in that Mr. President has not been compelled to resign in disgrace. "This next song is not working!" he snarls. "It has no effect! But we've sold a lot of T-shirts!" Buy another. Bands this funny that can rock you this hard should be treasured. At Southpaw, we are appropriately rapt, hypnotized even, showing our appreciation the only way we can think of: repeatedly jabbing our fingers at the soloing individual.