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In my experience, there are two kinds of coloured folk: Black Rockers and Blackies Who Rock. The distinction is between those who'd gladly join the Black Rock Coalition or openly claim Afro-Punk affiliation, and malcontents who're such badass renegade punk-rock futhermuckers that they'd never join the only club that would have them, and would rather badmouth your mama in print.
I've had to think about this again recently for two reasons. First came Ann Powers's astute and timely L.A. Times response to Sasha Frere-Jones's mock-lament in The New Yorker about the whiteness of indie rock, wherein Ann informs us that the indie "scene"largely defined as the five bands that at any moment five paler-skinned critics say matterhas never been more integrated, more infested with people of color who all serve as some critic's "darkling": Bloc Party, TV on the Radio, M.I.A., Santogold, Lightspeed Champion, Apollo Heights, Earl Greyhound, Saul Williams, Dragons of Zynth, the Dears, the Noisettes, or Yeah Yeah Yeahs. (Hell yeah, I'm even claiming Karen O's half-Korean, half-glamazon behind, just because.) Now, most of these people I would say fall into the category of Negroes Who Rock: Black people whose rock trip is more aesthetically than racially motivated, identified, or contextualized. Being a Black Bohemian Nationalist Libra from the '70s, I'm down with whatever kinda pro-racial, aracial, transracial rock 'n' roll negroid you wanna be, so long as you're out there spanking that ass.
Howsomever: The second reason I've been musing about race-rock of late is because of good brother Bad Brains bassist Darryl Jennifer's recent interview in Stop Smiling: a far more problematic text for this pundit than Frere-Jones's coy teapot tempest. This would be the one where Frere Jennifer gets drawn into some low-rent divide-and-conquer slamming of the BRC and Afro-Punk, where he says he's always considered himself more punk-rock than Black. Cool, all good, if that's your thing, man. But yo, Darryl: Claiming the BRC and by default any African-American self- determination movement evinces a "slave mentality" seems roughly akin to claiming that the '60s set Blackfolk back 400 years. WTF, Darryl? So solidarity and pan-African collectivism in the pursuit of justice is okay for Rasta, but not Rastus? Furthermore, why even bother claiming Jimi Hendrix didn't directly influence you like these "black-rock type dudes" you now disparage? So what? At this stage of history, that's like saying you're not affected by the air you breathe. You live in the same post-Hendrix noise continuum as the rest of us, bruh. And there's no escaping it.
But whatever, I was about to let it all passwater under the bridge and all thatbecause it's Darryl, and Bad Brains are the sonic symphonic architects of hardcore, and Dr. Know played on BRC events from damn near the giddy-upexcept then the low-rent bee-atch bushwacker interviewer, one Daemon Lockjaw or some such, decides that Darryl's given him license to proclaim that the BRC has put on bands only because they were Blackas if the history of rock, like the history of America, isn't the history of mediocre Caucasoids being put on just because they weren't coloured. Now never mind that both BRC and Afro-Punk ain't no cult-nationalist social clubs, but just a means to present Black bands who rock to Black people who care worldwidenever mind that I've yet to see much advantage to anybody's career come from being associated with either group. Attack the cultural politics of BRC all you want, but don't even try and diminish damn near a quarter-century of music and struggle with some offhand, unsubstantiated, random race-baiting piffle. I'm like, "Give me names and dates, you low-rent sniveling neo- colonialist wankster, then let's go settle this like gentlemen down a blind alley somewhere." But then I thought, no, in this year of the Obama, I want to be a healer, not a death-dealer/fearless vampire killerI want to be audacious with my hope for the future of all Black Rockers and Negroes Who Rock Out, divisive diseased duppy conquistadors be damned! And thanks to YouTube, I have become very optimistic about the prospects for same.
People frequently ask me, "Greg, how do you do ithow do you keep up with all this new music, you crusty, 50-year-old Harlem hermit, you?" Well, having hip, wide-open-eared young people in your lifelike 27-year-old daughter and prescient, erudite Vibe staffer Linda "Hollywood" Hobbshelps, but what helps even more is YouTube. Verily, I declare that 2007 will go down in Tate musical history as the year I spent more time with YouTube than my iPod. The beauty of this siteand I drop this pearl more for my fellow Net-aphobic quinquagenarians than anyone elseis that anytime anybody said some newjack was hot to death (Lil Mama, Lil Wayne, Arcade Fire, the Decemberists, Estelle, Santogold, Silversun Pickups, Lupe Fiasco), I could just click in and do a quick, discerning survey. Because for sure, who but Davids Byrne and Bowie (along with my man Christgau) have maintained the time-consuming desire or inclination after the age 47 to obsessively seek out reams of whole new music albums? On the other hand, who doesn't have time to dip into a music video? For all those getting up there in dog years like moi, you can now go down the Top 20 list of all those artists and albums in this year's Pazz & Jop that you ain't never heard of, run 'em through YouTube, and in 20 minutes be straight for the year so far as being caught up on "new" music goes.