The nice thing about roller disco is that, if you can actually skate decently, it doesnt really matter that youre a terrible dancereveryone looks smoother on wheels. So lace em up and hit Down & Derbys disco edition, which, judging by the sample mix on its website, will have you going around and around in super-short shorts and sweatbands. DJ Nugget, Anthony Batista, and Lindsey of Negroclash spin your favorite pop artists, everyone from Gwen Stefani and Neneh Cherry to Faith No More and ABBA. (Just watch where you aim those dance kicks.) Guys should wear tube socks, tank tops, and wristbands (and dont forget the killer stache), and the ladieswell, theyll look fly regardless.
Fri., March 28, 10 p.m., 2008