Dear Dan:

I'm madly in love with my girlfriend. She's beautiful, intelligent, progressive, and has a bum that makes me bite my knuckles every time she takes off her pants. One problem: My girlfriend is adamant that she will not get married until everyone, regardless of sexual orientation, is free to marry. So where do I sign up to fight for equal marriage rights? What can a newbie like me do to help?

Adam in British Columbia

So . . . your girlfriend isn't going to get married until everyone can—including, presumably, gay men in Saudi Arabia (where they cut the heads off gay men), lesbians in Jamaica (where they lynch lesbians), and homos in Russia (where fascist thugs beat homos in front of the police). So you might not want to set a wedding date anytime before, oh, June of the year 2608.

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