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The Jonas Brothers's Worn Out A Little Bit Longer

Let the Hit Factory help you out, boys

There's a song on the new Jonas Brothers album in which Joe Jonas—he's the one recently seen corrupting millions of tween-aged minds with his chest hair on the cover of Rolling Stone—calls himself a "one-man show." "I don't need no one," he declares over his brothers' energetic pop-punk groove. "I'll be fine alone." As regards matters of the heart, that may well be true. Musically speaking, though, it's unclear if the Jonases' creative autonomy—they wrote eight out of the 12 tracks on A Little Bit Longer (and co-wrote the other four)—is a surefire route to continued success.

Actually, they'd have trouble avoiding success right now if they tried: Provided they keep up the multimedia campaign that this year has given us Camp Rock and next year will give us a Disney Channel series called J.O.N.A.S!, these kids could fill their albums with Gregorian chant and still attract sell-out crowds desperate to see their all-American idols in the (mostly concealed) flesh. But last year's self-titled, similarly self-penned CD proved that Joe, Nick, and Kevin are above-average songwriters capable of condensing their disparate influences into action-packed nuggets of tween-rock tune. (Listen to "S.O.S." with your honesty cap on and then tell me it doesn't hit the same pleasure centers triggered by Franz Ferdinand.) Here, unfortunately, the material rarely ascends to that level. Sure, lead single "Burnin' Up" is an excellent attempt at Maroon 5–style pop-funk complete with a killer Latin-percussion breakdown, and Jack Johnson will probably lightly tap himself for not coming up with "Love Bug" first. But too many of these songs get bogged down in chord changes and lyrics likely to sound worn-out even to a 10-year-old. ("You don't know what you've got till it's gone," Nick sings in the title track.) I'm sure the Jonases are worn out: These little dudes work like crazy. But though Miley Cyrus manages it on her new one, making exhaustion seem interesting is no easy feat. Pick up the phone, guys—there's a whole fleet of Disney-pop pros waiting to help.

The Jonas Brothers play Nikon at Jones Beach Theater August 8, Madison Square Garden August 9-11, and PNC Bank Arts Center August 16

 
  • BelieveIt 08/10/2008 9:36:00 AM

    You better believe it, Tauwan! Google Alerts are a wonderful thing. Their people can only be so on top of it...and we all know there is power in numbers. The Jonas Brothers are great to us fans...firstly simply through their music and live performance that we fans love, but they have gone a lot farther than that since LONG before they were signed to Hollywood Records, or any sort of a big deal to the general public (and before Archuleta, for that matter). It's the least we fans can do for them after all they do for us.

  • Tauwan 08/09/2008 2:38:00 AM

    I swear to God man. The Jonas Bros are like David Archuleta when it comes to internet chatter. Do a piece on them or simply mention them in passing and BAM! Jonas Bros. fans are on it like white on rice, there to nod in agreement, disagree with you vehemently [though it can be argued that this is the only way people tend to comment on things on the internet, so really let's not act too surprised], or correct the facts you got wrong. Watch out Mikael, they're on to you...

  • Tauwan 08/09/2008 2:36:00 AM

    I swear to God man. The Jonas Bros are like David Archuleta when it comes to internet chatter. Do a piece on them or simply mention them in passing and BAM! Jonas Bros. fans are on it like white on rice, there to nod in agreement, disagree with you vehemently [though it can be argued that this is the only way people tend to comment on things on the internet, so really let's not act too surprised], or correct the facts you got wrong. Watch out Mikael, they're on to you...

  • kaitlin 08/08/2008 12:11:00 AM

    Everyone knows that Nick wrote & sang one man show. but Joe SAID he "could be a one man show if he wanted" But still whoever wrote this is a f^&*ing bas*&&D. just because the jonas brothers sound like some other bands doesn't make them bad for copying. it just happens that there are only SO many strings on a guitar & letters in the alphabet that YEA they have to be re=used. otherwise we'd all be stuck listening to f^&*ing static on the radio stations!

  • katherine 08/07/2008 4:08:00 AM

    joe jonas would not say anything like that and nike sings a little bit longer anyway not joe they are a 3 guy thing not just joe

  • maddie 08/06/2008 9:39:00 PM

    i didnt read your whole article, but just to let you know, nick wrote one man show and he sings the lyrics that you suggested in the article. i love how people who think they know shit about the jonas brothers try to write articles about them either bashing them or even supporting them, but ultimitely fail.

  • Erin 08/06/2008 10:39:00 AM

    ok ITS NICK NOT JOE tat sings a little bit longer and one man show get it right lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and people like nick and kevin just as much as joe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Nitpicker 08/06/2008 8:27:00 AM

    Two issues - It's Nick, not Joe, Jonas doing the "One Man Show" vocals (the little one, not the chest hair one, on the RS cover)...and, more subjectively, the sound of "Burnin' Up" has been more commonly attributed (by the band themselves) to Prince, not relative newcomers Maroon 5. To credit THEM as creators of that sort of sound makes baby pandas cry.

 

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