AQUARIUS [January 20–February 18] In addition to food, air, water, sleep, and love, every human being needs stories. No one can psychically survive without the continuous flow of narrative through the imagination. And just as there's a big difference between the nourishment provided by a salad and a candy bar, so there's a wide range of quality in the stories you expose yourself to. Soaking up the adventures of Hugh Hefner and his three girlfriends on The Girls Next Door will probably deplete your energy and lower your intelligence, while reading Tom Robbins's Jitterbug Perfume may enhance your mental hygiene and sharpen your perceptions. What I'm saying here is always true, of course, but it's especially important for right now, when you're ravenous for beautiful, uncanny, uplifting stories.

PISCES [February 19–March 20] "The uncreative mind can spot wrong answers, but it takes a very creative mind to spot wrong questions," said British writer Antony Jay. If you'd like to be in closer alignment with the cosmic rhythms, Pisces, you'll keep that meditation in mind. Your imagination will be extraordinarily active in the coming week, and I can't think of a better way to deploy it than to smoke out and lovingly annihilate the lazy, useless, and just plain bad questions that are threatening to lead you astray.


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